Amanda Randolph credited as playing...
Mezzanine Johnson
- Mezzanine Johnson: She's not gonna be on my program.
- Brutus Johnson: You're program? Who's shoe polish is this?
- Mezzanine Johnson: Huh, it may be your shoe polish, but, brother, it's my money and I'm not gonna pay one penny for that dame singin'.
- Mezzanine Johnson: [singing] I got a whole lots of this 'n' that, But the men all leave me flat, Oh, somethings wrong with me, Now, I'm not skinny and I'm not fat, Just pleasingly plump and all of that, But I don't know where I'm at, Oh, somethings wrong with me...