- Vanessa's Father: My wife, she's a fuckin' slut just like Vanessa. I guess it's like genetic or something.
- Narrator: Did that have anything to do with your divorce?
- Vanessa's Father: Yeah man, that was the start. I'd come home from work, my wife she'd want me to fuck her with a squirrel while I hit her over the head with an SA. And then, then I would have to sing the traditional Siberian Harvest song. And then homes, if that wasn't enough, Vanessa she'd want me to help her with her sex education homework. She'd ask me "Poppy! What's it like to get fucked in the ass? What's it like to eat pussy?" And then, being a good padre, I could not ignore her pleas for help, yeah. Anyways, the two women, they fucked me all out, and then I get in my Chevy, I have to go to Switzerland, get my operation that made me from a Negro black man into a Mexicano.