- Nathan: [to a visibly annoyed Curtis] Frooty O's are NOT cat food.
- Curtis: She likes them.
- Nathan: She does not like them. The bowl is full. And even if she did - EVEN if she loved them, even if she ate them everyday, she would die within a week, because this CRAP has absolutely no nutritional value whatsoever.
- Curtis: Yeah, but they sure taste good.
- Nathan: They're not life-sustaining Curtis! Technically they're not even food!
- Curtis: [raising his voice] Well what's was I suppose to do? I didn't want to waste them on her in the first place, but there was no food!
- Nathan: There was no food.
- Curtis: No, there was no cat food, okay? So don't blame this on me.
- Nathan: CURtis.
- Nathan: What?
- Nathan: Do we have to do this?
- Curtis: [sighs meekly] Please. I'm trying to watch the show?
- Nathan: Curtis. The WHEEL.