Eric Mabius credited as playing...
Greg McConnell
- [Sebastian has just caught Greg in bed with Blaine]
- Greg McConnell: This could ruin my career, man...
- Sebastian: Your career? Greg, think about your family. Can you imagine the pain and humiliation your father is going to feel when he finds out that his pride and joy is a fudge-packer?
- Greg McConnell: Valmont, please! Let's just forget about this...
- Sebastian: [Pretends to ponder for a beat] No. Sorry... can't help you there. After all, it is you who's been bad-mouthing me to Annette Hargrove.
- Greg McConnell: [Panicking] Annette Hargrove? I don't know what you're talking about!
- Sebastian: I'm talking about a letter you wrote some time ago to your old girlfriend, Annette Hargrove, telling her all about me and my sordid secrets. You're the only one who knows her. The truth will save you.
- Greg McConnell: I never said a word to her about you! I promise!
- Sebastian: Yeah, right.
- Blaine: Come to think of it, Valmont, he is probably telling you the truth. The man can barely write out a shopping list, let alone a letter. What was I thinking!
- Greg McConnell: So I pull out my dick, and I shove it right in her face. And I'm like, the hell is this? Grandma with a birthday present? Suck it ya dumb bitch!
- Greg McConnell: [Sebastian walks in on Blaine and Greg fooling around] Shit! Give me my fucking underwear!
- Blaine Tuttle: All right! Don't get so huffy!