Devon Sawa credited as playing...
Sean
- Clothing Store Woman: Can I help you?
- Sean: Yeah, I called about the job.
- Clothing Store Woman: You called?
- Sean: Yeah, I wanna sell clothes, women's clothes.
- Clothing Store Woman: I don't know. Have you ever had experience?
- Sean: With what?
- Clothing Store Woman: Women's clothes?
- Sean: What the fuck would I be doing with women's clothes? What do I look like a transvestite? I'm not no fucking transvestite, all right?
- Clothing Store Woman: No, no, no, I mean, have you ever worked in retail?
- Sean: Huh?
- Clothing Store Woman: You know, selling... clothess
- Sean: Well if I was selling clothes already, what would I be doing here? I really don't think this is the right way to start a working relationship. You got a real, a real bad attitude, lady. In fact I don't even wan't you job, I don't care how much you'd pay me, cause I got integrity, in-fucking-tegrity. WAAAH.
- Bob: Sean, what are you doin' outside man?
- Sean: you're him?
- Bob: ...yeah... I'm him
- Sean: [claps hands together] JESUS! Have i sinned or am i goin' to heaven?
- Bob: [laughing] you're fryin' man, how much acid did you take?
- Sean: you're not Jesus... you're Bob
- Bob: I'm Bob!... how goes it?
- Sean: how are you doin' that?
- Bob: doin' what?
- Sean: walkin' on water? if i get off this chair I'll drown, you wanna know what Bob? 'Cause i cant swim!
- Bob: oh, i get it! so Sean, d'you see land anywhere?
- Sean: [looking around] no... just water... say Bob, You ARE Jesus.
- Bob: Thats Right, I am, why do you ask?
- Sean: ...Satan, is in the house, he killed my Mom and turned her into a bull!
- Cops: [after flashback to a scene with Sean threatening his mother with a knife but being scared by Satan and a bull, his mother]
- [bob waves to Seans mum at the window who reluctantly waves back]
- Cops: [the Cops pull in] Put your hands in the air and slowly turn around!
- Sean: [happy as happy can be] I'M SAVED
- Bob: yeah... sure Sean... you're saved...