- Jasper: What do we do now, Ms. De Vil?
- Cruella de Vil: We steal it.
- Horace: But isn't that stealing?
- Cruella de Vil: Nothing gets past you, does it?
- Lucy: My Hiccup Hole is in beautiful condition. No more pollution...
- [the pups splash in]
- Lucy: ... except for the spotted variety.
- Cruella de Vil: You are such a dear to appraise my new painting. I'm sure it's worth a fortune, it is, after all, a portrait of me.
- Cruella de Vil: Do you know what this means?
- Horace: Balloons and ice cream and cute little happy puppies.
- Cruella de Vil: Jasper, Horace! You're going to the Grutely Dog Show.
- Jasper: But, Horace isn't housebroken yet.
- Horace: I prefer to say that I'm bladder challenged.
- Roger Dearly: Hey, look, Lucky wants to go. Take him instead of me, Cruella will never know the difference.
- Cruella de Vil: My cook quit again this morning, I'd like to borrow Ninny to prepare brunch.
- Nanny: It's Nanny!
- Cruella de Vil: No one cares, dear.
- Roger Dearly: Oh no! It's Cruella! She's here! I'm seeing spots before my eyes!
- Anita Dearly: Roger, don't quit your day job.
- Cadpig: Rolly, feelings are like a table of pies. If you eat every single one, eventually, you're gonna puke. I'm asking you to share your pies before you toss your cookies.