- Father Kovak: Do you believe in God?
- Jericho Cane: Maybe once, not anymore.
- Father Kovak: What happened?
- Jericho Cane: We had a difference of opinion. I thought my wife and daughter should live. He felt otherwise.
- The Man: [Satan bumps into a skateboarder who is wearing a "Satan Rules" shirt] Hey, I like the shirt.
- Skateboarder: [Looks Satan up and down] Screw you, man!
- [Skates into the road]
- The Man: [Whispers] Hey, kid.
- [the skateboarder looks around and gets hit by a bus]
- The Man: Nice shirt.
- The Man: Something good happens, "It's His will." Something bad happens, "He moves in mysterious ways."
- The Man: Just tell me what you want.
- Jericho Cane: I'll tell you what I want. I want you to go to Hell.
- The Man: Well, you see, the problem is...
- [grabs Jericho and lifts him]
- The Man: ... sometimes Hell comes to YOU!
- The Man: Now you're making me angry. You don't want to see me angry.
- Jericho Cane: Oh, you think you're bad, huh? You're a fucking choir boy compared to me! A CHOIR BOY!
- The Man: You're in touch with your anger. I admire that. Well, I don't know about you, but I'm going to have a drink.
- Cardinal: We're not afraid to die for our cause.
- Jericho Cane: Good, because I'm not afraid to kill you!
- Bobby Chicago: You know, sometimes you border on competent.
- Jericho Cane: I know, it's scary isn't it?
- Jericho Cane: [reading one of the Revelations] "I have seen the earth laid to waste. I have seen the horror to come. Is it a sin to wish you were never born? The thousand years have ended. 20: 7"
- Bobby Chicago: It ends in a football score. That's nice.
- Jericho Cane: [somewhat surprised] You're bleeding.
- Bobby Chicago: Of course I'm bleeding! You fucking shot me!
- Jericho Cane: I just needed to find out!
- Bobby Chicago: You found out, okay?
- Jericho Cane: Stop being such a pussy!
- Bobby Chicago: Pussy? Come on!
- Jericho Cane: It's just a scratch.
- Father Kovak: You think you've seen everything? There's a whole world you've never dreamed of. Thomas saw it, and it destroyed him.
- Jericho Cane: I've seen a lot, but nothing would ever make me cut out my tongue.
- Father Kovak: Wait a few days.
- Bobby Chicago: Is this considered interfering with a police investigation?
- Jericho Cane: Hey... we're private citizens having a conversation with another citizen. I mean, I don't think they found a way to outlaw that... at least not yet.
- Jericho Cane: I found something.
- Bobby Chicago: Can you see what it is?
- Jericho Cane: His tongue. He must have cut it out himself.
- Bobby Chicago: Okay. And why is it someone would cut out their own tongue?
- Jericho Cane: To keep from talking.
- [about God]
- The Man: Let me tell you something about Him. He is the biggest underachiever of all time. He just has a good publicist, that's all.
- Jericho Cane: Marge? Marge! Over here, we need your help!
- [notices Marge and a cop pointing their guns at him and Christine]
- Jericho Cane: Hey, easy with the hardware!
- Jericho Cane: [Marge and the police officer shoot at Jericho's direction] Jesus, Marge! What the fuck?
- Detective Marge Francis: It's okay, Jer. We just want the girl.
- Jericho Cane: Can you tell me what the hell is going on here?
- Christine York: I don't know.
- Jericho Cane: I don't believe you.
- Jericho Cane: [to Marge] Alright, I'm coming out.
- Detective Marge Francis: Drop out the gun.
- Christine York: Please don't leave me. Please.
- Cop at Thomas': Hands on your head.
- Jericho Cane: What?
- Cop at Thomas': Hands on your head. Now!
- Jericho Cane: What do you want with her, Marge, huh? Why is she so important?
- Detective Marge Francis: Just the girl. You can kill him.
- [Jericho shoots Marge and the police officer]
- Christine York: I've seen him in my dreams. They're nightmares, really. In the dreams, he takes me, and makes love to me.
- Bobby Chicago: What makes you think you're going upstairs when this is all over? After the life you've led?
- Jericho Cane: Who the fuck are you?
- The Man: Oh, I think you know who I am. You just don't want to believe it.
- The Man: [to police guard] The scent of the young boys you seduce still clings to you. Do not forget who it is you serve.
- The Man: [speaking to Christine] You think I came here to hurt you? I didn't come here to hurt you. I came here to love you. Give yourself to me.
- The Man: Where was God? He could have stopped it. Instead he fucked you and made you feel guilty. Me, I don't do guilt.
- Jericho Cane: They're not real.
- The Man: Would that matter?
- Jericho Cane: Oh, yes.
- The Man: I think you need a reminder of how painful reality can be.
- Bobby Chicago: I didn't realize you knew where the public library was, let alone had a library card.
- The Man: [to cardinal] For a thousand years you've waited for my return. Behold, you have failed. And with your dying breath, you will bear witness to the End of Days.