In England, bisexual British vampires free Californian Satanist Hyde from police custody; LAPD Detective Lutz and Interpol's Bureau 17 try to catch them.In England, bisexual British vampires free Californian Satanist Hyde from police custody; LAPD Detective Lutz and Interpol's Bureau 17 try to catch them.In England, bisexual British vampires free Californian Satanist Hyde from police custody; LAPD Detective Lutz and Interpol's Bureau 17 try to catch them.
Emily Booth
- Linnaca
- (as Emily Bouffante)
Talitha Tallett
- Tansy
- (as Tyler Smith)
Matt Daniel-Baker
- Adrian
- (as Matthew Baker)
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I bought a set of 4 DVDs for 10 bucks at my local Suncoast, which contained this movie and three other trashy horror flicks (including its sequel "Witchcraft XI"). So basically I paid the rock bottom price of $2.50 for this movie, if you do the math. I can't exactly say I was ripped off. I have a thing for trashy horror movies, but this is the kind of trash that gives trash a bad name. The budget couldn't be over $1,000 (though it appears as if they spent a total of $1.50). I know it's a low-budget film, but that's no excuse for totally uninspired camerawork. The film "Blood Cult," though not very good, was made for an extremely low budget and still had fairly good camerawork and acting. The acting in this movie is the definition of "effortless," especially from that muscular guy with the Texas accent. Everyone is pretty much reading their lines off the page. You can take that figuratively or literally. I wouldn't be surprised if the script was off-camera as they were performing. I said before that I've never seen a bad English actor. This movie has quite a few bad ones. And though English movies aren't always good, they always seem to have at least a level of sophistication, which is why I don't see why any Englishman, or Englishwoman, would volunteer to do a home-video-style schlock flick like this. Did Merchant Ivory put a hold on their casting calls? Usually, I think people are too hard on directors and actors. Even some of the worst movies in Hollywood have some level of professionalism in the directing, acting and cinematography departments. Even when you watch a movie like "Glitter" you can't honestly say it looks like a third-grader shot those scenes (though a third-grader could've written the script). I've seen home movies that are shot better than "Witchcraft X," and that's no exaggeration whatsoever. Even the gore is minimal since the filmmakers only had money to buy some fake blood on sale at Party City. Not a single effort was put into making this movie--let's just sum it up like that. You get the picture. There's a good deal of nudity, though that doesn't save it. However, I must say that girl with the red-orange hair, who's either naked or wearing a cleavage-popping outfit throughout the film, is really hot!
My score: 1 (out of 10)
My score: 1 (out of 10)
I still can't believe how bad this movie was. If I wasn't a massochist I don't know if I would have survived the viewing. It looks like it cost about $1000 to make, but it wasn't the money that brought them down. The acting was horrid - not just bad, 3rd graders could have read the lines better. Second, the only other reason to watch this kind of movie is the skin, and that is sorely lacking in this flick. We don't even get to see the more attractive chicas in the buff.
Ahh well, better luck next time eh?
Ahh well, better luck next time eh?
The diastrous Witchcraft franchise gets picked up by the Brits, but can they turn this embarassing series around? Hell no.
The english studio makes the same mistakes. Excess t&a, messy sfx, nonsensical plot and laughable acting.
Thankfully Willy warlock is left back in the US but we do have one of the regular agents cross the pond.
Warlocks, vampires, witches and stupidity. Yes folks this really is part ten!
The Good:
Nope
The Bad:
Poor sound balancing
Emily Booth really is a terrible actress
Dreadful cast
Things I Learnt From This Movie:
Stakes pierce hearts but not clothes
This franchise doesn't know when to die
The english studio makes the same mistakes. Excess t&a, messy sfx, nonsensical plot and laughable acting.
Thankfully Willy warlock is left back in the US but we do have one of the regular agents cross the pond.
Warlocks, vampires, witches and stupidity. Yes folks this really is part ten!
The Good:
Nope
The Bad:
Poor sound balancing
Emily Booth really is a terrible actress
Dreadful cast
Things I Learnt From This Movie:
Stakes pierce hearts but not clothes
This franchise doesn't know when to die
Once again, the worst actress alive, messes up an even messier flick. How is that possible? Without Eileen Daly, this would just have been bad, but her "acting" plus "story" plus a production team and director with the talent of a vacuum cleaner, makes this about the worst movie ever made, next to Oasis of the Zombies. I normally like low budget, or even no budget, but this is just a waste of time.
Oh, one plus: Some of the chicks have quite nice bodies. That's about it... AVOID!!!
Oh, one plus: Some of the chicks have quite nice bodies. That's about it... AVOID!!!
Sean Harry gives a stellar performance in what is a truly wonderful pile of poo. Witness his constant right hand turns around London! Gasp in awe at the amazing Y-fronts! Fear him as he points that plastic pistol! See the spectacle of the stiletto staking! Snigger at those floating silicon mountains! Get some cheese to go with that ham!
Pausing the film so you can go laugh your ass off is only one of many ways to watch it. Watch it while drunk, stoned, shagging, with friends, with a goat, with duct-tape, with alcopops, while being a little teapot, while running a convention, while hitting on women, while being hit on by men, while getting a haircut, while wondering why you have this film in the first place.
Don't buy this movie, but do watch it for the sheer entertainment value. Higher 'Ick!' factor than any gory horror movie, more ham'n'cheese than a really big sandwich, Sean Harry delivers it all. And some decent conventions on top.
Love'n'hugs Sean, T&L :)
Pausing the film so you can go laugh your ass off is only one of many ways to watch it. Watch it while drunk, stoned, shagging, with friends, with a goat, with duct-tape, with alcopops, while being a little teapot, while running a convention, while hitting on women, while being hit on by men, while getting a haircut, while wondering why you have this film in the first place.
Don't buy this movie, but do watch it for the sheer entertainment value. Higher 'Ick!' factor than any gory horror movie, more ham'n'cheese than a really big sandwich, Sean Harry delivers it all. And some decent conventions on top.
Love'n'hugs Sean, T&L :)
Did you know
- TriviaFilmed over the course of several days in October 1997, had a single screening at a film festival in October 1998, and then was released straight to Video in May 1999.
- ConnectionsFeatured in 31 Days of Horror: Witchcraft 10 (1998) (2009)
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- £10,000 (estimated)
- Runtime1 hour 30 minutes
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