- Police Sgt. Jardine: If we was playing strip poker, I wouldn't have anything left to pin my badge on.
- Alvin Merle: Hey, old man, come here! I don't want to be disturbed by anyone tonight, understand?
- Michael - Stage Doorman: Yes.
- Alvin Merle: Now, wait a minute! "Sir", when you speak to me!
- Michael - Stage Doorman: I use the word "sir" when I speak to gentlemen.