- Jean Chretien: Pierre, what is it like not being so alive?
- Pierre Trudeau: It's not so bad; sort of like, uh, spending a weekend in New Brunswick.
- Pierre Trudeau: Jean, you really stirred things up when you said that Mr. Day could be responsible for the destruction of Canada.
- Jean Chretien: I know. Lucien Bouchard was livid; he says if anyone is out to destroy Canada, it should be him.
- Elizabeth Taylor: [overdramatically] Orca the Whale is dead! Maggie the Cat is a-live!