Jeff Bergman credited as playing...
Bugs Bunny • Daffy Duck
- Bugs Bunny: [encountering Michael in a alley] You know, kid, you don't look so good. What's dis?
- [picks up something Michael had dropped by a trashcan]
- Bugs Bunny: ... A joint? So, what's the big attraction? I mean how did you get started anyway?
- Michael: I started cuz I wanted to. What do you care?
- [storms off, Bugs drags him back by the tail of his shirt]
- Bugs Bunny: Call it curiosity, doc, but if you're giving me that old 'cuz I wanted to' routine, maybe you need a little memory refresher.
- [pushes a button and a box transforms]
- Michael: A time machine?
- Bugs Bunny: Heh heh, I borrowed it from some coyote.
- Daffy Duck: This is odd. The picture is very dark. All I can see is...
- Michael: You're looking into a bowling ball.
- Daffy Duck: Yes, of course. That would explain the 7-10 split.
- [Michael sees himself on his deathbed]
- Michael: It's- it's me. This is my future?
- Daffy Duck: It is if you don't get off those drugs!
- [some cartoon characters visit and help Michael]
- Gordon 'ALF' Shumway: You use, you lose!
- Baby Piggy: Listen to us! We care about you, Mikey!
- Bugs Bunny: What's up, doc, is your life, if you don't cut it out.
- Kermit: There's nothing cool about a fool on drugs!
- Huey, Dewey, Louie: [altogether] Just believe in yourself!
- Michaelangelo: Yeah! You're excellent just the way you are! Without drugs!
- Michael: [scared] HOW DO I GET OUT OF HERE?
- [a door back to Michael's room appears in front of him and the characters]
- Michael: Where's the color?
- Bugs Bunny: Listen, kid. This is the past, and the past is in black and white. Get it?
- Bugs Bunny: Okay, you win. You got me dead to rights. I'm not a cop, I'm a rabbit, but just because I got long ears doesn't mean there's nothing in between 'em.
- [Bugs takes out a blue block with a red button on it. He presses it and drops it on the ground. It turns into a time machine]
- Michael: A time machine?
- Bugs Bunny: I borrowed it from some coyote.