- Porky Pig: [stammers] But you can't quit, Bugs. You-you've made our network, er, uh, number one.
- Bugs Bunny: Sorry, pal, but what you need for a president is someone less sensitive than me.
- Yosemite Sam: [pounding his fist on Bugs's desk] I'm not sensitive about *nothin'*!
- Bugs Bunny: Someone not afraid to make raw decisions.
- Yosemite Sam: [smiling enthusiastically] I'm about as raw as you're a-gonna get!
- Yosemite Sam: That fool made a fool outta me, but I've got another rotten idea. Network Sam never gives up!
- Bugs Bunny: [silences Sam's gunshots] Hold it, Sam. What if I make you a Vice President in charge of Specials?
- Yosemite Sam: Phew. It pays to be a good negotiator.
- [chuckles]
- Bugs Bunny: I dunno, Mr. Fudd. What is it that has four legs and flies?
- Elmer Fudd: A horse in summertime, stupid!
- Bugs Bunny: I give up, Mr. Fudd. Why is the state of Ohio different?
- Elmer Fudd: Because it's high in the middle and wound on both ends! O-HI-O!
- Yosemite Sam: Little does the varmit know I'm gonna be the head honcho around here!
- [laughs manically]
- [last lines]
- Porky Pig: You know why I'll...
- [stammers]
- Porky Pig: put you on as, uh, President, Sam?
- Yosemite Sam: [earnestly] Why?
- Porky Pig: [staring him in the face angrily] Uh, so as I can fire you!
- [he kicks Sam out the window and he plummets into a fountain down below]
- Yosemite Sam: Now can you see why it's so lonely at the top?
- Bugs Bunny: [appearing at the fountain] And so wet at the bottom!
- [laughs]
- Elmer Fudd: Tell us about your life, Bugs.
- Bugs Bunny: Oh...
- [chuckles shyly]
- Bugs Bunny: I'm - I'm so unimportant.
- Elmer Fudd: Start from the beginning.
- Bugs Bunny: Well, in the beginning, there was no life. The earth was forming.
- Elmer Fudd: No, no, that's too far back!
- Bugs Bunny: [about to throw a pie in Elmer's face from behind a studio door] Remember, you're asking for it!
- Elmer Fudd: Yeah, I gotta find that wabbit or my caweer will be wuined.
- Bugs Bunny: Oh there you are; where have you been? You're on in three minutes, you know; come on, come on, hurry!
- [guides Elmer into the dressing room]
- Elmer Fudd: But - but I'm not...
- Bugs Bunny: [closing the dressing room door] Oh come on, come on now, get in your costume, hurry, hurry, hurry!
- [angle change to Bugs watching Elmer undress]
- Bugs Bunny: Oh, hurry up!
- [Elmer emerges from the room, wearing a rabbit costume]
- Bugs Bunny: Ohhh, how *darling*!
- Elmer Fudd: But I...
- Bugs Bunny: [guiding Elmer to the substage launch room] Quick now, right in there.