- Little John: Mom and Diego are doing sex aren't they?
- Darren: Do you know what sex is?
- Little John: My friend told me that it's when the woman crawls up into the man's butt and falls asleep
- Darren: Yep, yep that's exactly what it is.
- [Silent John taps him and shakes his head]
- Little John: It's not? Then what is it?
- [Silent John points to Darren to explain it]
- Darren: Oh, come on!
- Jesse Warner: [Buffalo Airport - Ticket agent counter. Jesse is frantically chasing Diego down, before he boards the plane to leave for good. Too late, the plane has taken off] Was that the last flight to Santiago for today?
- Airline Agent - Buffalo Airport: [Dryly] No, this is Buffalo, we have flights to Chile every 15 minutes.