Shelley Morrison credited as playing...
Rosario Salazar
- [Karen is waiting up for Rosario, who has been out cleaning another man's apartment]
- Karen: Well, well, well. El Pollo has come home to roost. How's Beverly?
- Rosario: Miss Karen, I was just...
- Karen: Oh, don't insult me with your lies. I know where you were. Scrubbing floors for Beverly Leslie. I can smell his generic cleaning products all over you.
- Rosario: It's not what you think.
- Karen: Oh, really? Is that a new Members Only jacket you're wearing?
- Rosario: So what if it is? A lady likes nice things.
- [Will has quit his job and now wants to be a writer; they are now at a party]
- Will: Oh, Rosario, I - look, I'm doing some writing on social injustice, you know, the battle between the classes?
- Rosario: You want to interview me?
- Will: No, no, I just want to jot something down. Could you hold my glass?
- Rosario: [mad] Sleep with your lights on, white devil. Your time is coming.
- Rosario: [to Karen] Why don't I just squeeze you like a sponge. There's probably enough alcohol in you to fill a hot-tub.