- [Wyatt has shrunken Piper and Leo into a doll house size of the Manor]
- Piper: OK... let me handle Wyatt. This requires a mother's touch... Wyatt Matthew Halliwell! You stop this nonsense right now!
- Chris: I was just wondering how it went with the doctor.
- Piper: Well, you'll be happy to know that you're a boy.
- [holds up ultrasound picture]
- Chris: That's not what I meant.
- Paige: [looking at picture] I don't see it.
- Piper: Oh, see, it's this little thing right here...
- [points]
- Chris: Whoa!
- [grabs ultrasound]
- Chris: Excuse me! Do you mind?
- Phoebe: [singing] Oh, I'm making soup for Cole, he'll eat it in a bowl, I guess that's my new role, making soup for Cole.
- Leo: [after Paige tests a vanquishing potion on him] Damn it, Paige! I would appreciate it if you didn't practice on me. I may be dead, but it still hurts!
- Grams: Have you been exercising your powers daily?
- Piper: Do I need to?
- Grams: Well, you know, if you don't want to lose control of them. Did you perform a ritual to promote growth?
- [Piper and Leo look sheepish]
- Grams: Did you cast a spell to ward off demonic parasites?
- [Piper and Leo continue to look ashamed]
- Grams: Sweetheart, what did you do?
- Leo: We built a nursery in our bedroom closet.
- Grams: No wonder this baby summoned me.
- Piper: Oh, please, please, somebody help me. The mean demon is dipping me into the water and it's really cold.
- Phoebe: Last night two guys held up a bar and a vigilante killed them.
- Paige: Sounds more like you need an arrest warrant, not a potion.
- Phoebe: Not when the vigilante is tall, dark and handsome and can send people flying with the wave of a hand.
- Piper: Well, that doesn't mean it's Cole.
- Phoebe: Did I forget to mention the scorch marks?
- Piper: See, *that* means it's Cole.
- Phoebe: Where the hell is Leo, it's been five hours and he hasn't responded to any of my calls.
- Chris Perry: I really don't know
- Piper: Well I really think you do know
- Chris Perry: Well maybe I do, and if I'm right, Leo's gonna need some major alone time
- Piper: You know what? Cut the cryptic crap. I want you to go up there and bring Leo back now.
- Chris Perry: Fine. But if I was you I would focus on finding a way to unfreeze Paige 'cause you're gonna need her... soon
- Piper: I swear to God if he does not bring Leo back I am gonna blow his ass back to the future orbs and all.
- Phoebe: Okay, Piper maybe it would be better if you go downstairs and spend some time with Wyatt... you're not breathing are you?
- Piper: Nope
- Phoebe: Breathe, inhale, exhale, okay next sister.
- [Piper and Leo are down behind the bar. Piper giggles. Piper's cell phone rings and she pops up, out of breath to answer it]
- Piper: Hello?
- Phoebe: Hey, did you make the potion?
- Piper: Potion? P-P-Paige is making the potion.
- [Leo pops up beside Piper and starts kissing her neck]
- Piper: And I have ten glorious minutes then I have to have my herbs.
- Phoebe: Great, because I need your help fast. Karen's gonna get fired unless we get her advice column in by 8:00 tonight.
- Piper: Uh-huh.
- Phoebe: So what would tell a twenty-eight year old woman who's still living in her parents house because she's afraid of living alone?
- Piper: I'd tell her to get a life.
- Phoebe: How can I write that? We fight demons every day. How can I tell her that there's nothing to be afraid of, you know? (Piper makes a noise as Leo disappears behind the bar again, smiling.) What are you doing, Piper?
- Piper: I am taking my own advice.
- Phoebe: Eww.
- Piper: Why didn't you save her?
- Leo: I tried.
- Piper: But you didn't. Why didn't they let you save her, too?
- Leo: The Elders? They couldn't. They don't have that kind of power.
- Piper: Then what the hell good are they?
- [Piper stands up and walks away from Leo and finds a tissue, Leo follows]
- Leo: It's okay to be angry.
- Piper: I'm not angry. I am pissed off! Don't you understand? You healed the wrong sister! You saved me because I'm your damn wife, and you should've saved her because she was the best! Because she, you should.
- [She loses it again, overcome. Leo moves up behind her and this time, she lets him hold her]
- Piper: Why do they put us through so much for it to end this way?
- Piper: You got anything that would go with combat boots? You know, for the mommy-to-be who kicks some ass on occasion.
- Piper: Yeah. Sure, why not? We could have another funeral tomorrow. I mean, all the dishes are out and we pretty much know who to invite.
- [Phoebe was just turned into a pumpkin. Adam walks over to the pumpkin and picks it up. He raises it above his head. Cole walks out]
- Cole: Put it down. Gently.
- Adam: I can't. The witch'll kill me.
- Cole: So will I. You don't wanna hurt her. (Adam throws the pumpkin and Cole freezes it. He walks over and picks it up.) Oh, what am I gonna do with you? (He unfreezes Adam and punches him in the face.) Keep your hands off my pumpkin!
- Phoebe: So, we get to go back there? And we get to meet our grandfather?
- Grams: Don't make too much out of it, because whatever you do, you can't change the past or tell anyone you're from the future.
- Phoebe: [Indicates Chris] Well, why does he get to?
- Chris: Because I know what I'm doing.
- Grams: Not from where I'm standing.
- Piper: Oh, you know what? She's getting angry. And our powers don't work so good when we're angry.
- Mitzy Stillman: We've got them now.
- Piper: Yeah, you've got us now so why don't you blow us up?
- Phoebe: Piper, death bad, life good.
- Paige: Don't worry, this bimbo couldn't hit the broadside of a beauty parlour. Check out that dye job.
- [the blonde sisters gasp]
- Mabel Stillman: How dare you!
- [Mabel blows up the doors]
- Piper: Run!
- Prue: I mean, how come we can't fight the demon of cleanliness or the demon of housekeeping, or even that really big bald guy, Mr. Clean? I would so totally take him on.