- Freddie Mercury: You know something? There's been a lot of rumours lately, about a certain band called Queen. The rumours are that we're going to split up, what do you think?
- [audience yells "No!" and Freddie points at his ass]
- Freddie Mercury: They're talking from here! My apologies, but I say what I want. You can forget those rumours, we're going to stay together until we fucking well die, I assure you.
- Freddie Mercury: [introducing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love"] This shitty guitar never plays the chords I want it to play. It only knows three chords, but let's see what happens...