- Jack Morgan: What'd you do with the cup, Lyle? Lucky doesn't know what you put in there but I do, you poisoned the old man, didn't you? You killed your uncle!
- Jack Morgan: [to Lucky] Even if I could read your mind, all you'd think about would be chasing cats and drinking out of the toilet.
- Lawyer: [showing a pen to Lucky, but not Jack to see if he can read Lucky's thoughts] What's this?
- Jack Morgan: Looks like a stolen hotel pen, did you take the towels too?
- Jack Morgan: [after spending a night being like Lucky tearing up everything] So how bad did things get last night?
- Calvin: Well, let's just say that for the first time in my life, I locked my door and slept with the light on.
- Jack Morgan: [after inheriting the estate] I'm lord of the castle. I'm lord of the flies! Lord of the dance!