- [after a flood]
- Tigger: Gone! Everything I had! Nothing left!
- [cries]
- Winnie the Pooh: But Tigger, you didn't have anything.
- Tigger: Say, you're right, kiddo! Save by circumchances.
- [theme song]
- Christopher Robin: [singing] Gotta get up, gotta get goin' / I'm gonna see a friend of mine / He's round and he's fuzzy / I love him because he's just / Pooh Bear, Winnie the Pooh Bear! / Lookin' for fun, chasin' some honey bees! / Pooh Bear, I know he's out there / Rumbley, tumbley, climbin' a honey tree / Fun never ends for us, we're so adventurous / Least every now and again / And when you're alone, and there's nobody home / It's nice to be able to count on a friend like / Pooh Bear, Winnie the Pooh Bear! Wherever you go, oh won't you take me please? / Pooh Bear, I gotta be there / It's me and it's you, my silly ol' Winnie the Pooh!
- Tigger: Gasp!
- Piglet: What is it? What is it?
- Tigger: Why this story is so unscary it's scary. I got better things to do then listen to this. Better go trim my toenails. Or better yet i'll go trim Pooh's toenails.
- Rabbit: Oh Tigger! Where are your manners?
- Tigger: I don't know. But i bet their having more fun then i am.
- Rabbit: Tigger behave!
- Rabbit: We've got to do something to help Owl.
- Winnie the Pooh: Rabbit you're right. Unfortunately thinking isn't one of the things i do best.
- Winnie the Pooh: On March 16th Christopher Robin was found guilty on leaving his bed when he shouldn't have and was placed in the custody of his friends. Everything else you've seen was a dream. Only the names of the animals were changed to protect the innocence.
- Rabbit: I suggest we call a team meeting.
- Winnie the Pooh: But haven't we met each other already?
- Rabbit: [slightly embarrassed] Oh my...
- Rabbit: What's going on here? If Tigger wants to borrow something he should at least ask first. I'll teach him a lesson.
- Winnie the Pooh: Excuse me Owl but were you planning on moving?
- Owl: No Pooh.
- Winnie the Pooh: Then why are we?
- Tigger: Huh? Kind of dumb leaving presents. Why if it rains the wrapping might get wrinkled uh happy birthday to me? A banana split! Then this must be a it's gotta be a... Yahoo!
- Singer: [singing the show's theme song] Gotta get up, I've gotta get goin', I'm gonna see a friend of mine! He's round and he's fuzzy, I love him because he's just, Pooh bear, Winnie the Pooh bear! Looking for fun, chasing some honey bees. Pooh bear, I know he's out there! Rumbly tumbly, climbin' a honey tree! Fun never ends for us, we're so adventurous, 'least every now and again! But when you're alone, and there's nobody home , it's nice to be able to count on a friend, like - Pooh bear, Winnie the Pooh Bear, wherever you go, oh won't you take me please, Pooh Bear, I gotta be the-e-ere It's me and it's you, my silly old Winnie the Pooooooooooh!