Sharon Wyatt credited as playing...
The Male's Mother
- The Male's Mother a: She's so nice!
- The Male: Yeah, yeah she is nice.
- The Male's Father: She has beautiful eyes.
- The Male: Thank you.
- The Male's Father: So, did you fuck her?
- The Male's Mother a: What the hell's the matter with you?
- The Male's Father: What? What? What did I say? I asked if he fucked her.
- The Male's Mother a: Of course he's fucked her! Wouldn't you fuck her? Hell, I'd fuck her and I'm not even into that!
- The Male: Mom!
- The Male's Mother a: What? I'm defending you! Your father's the one causing the trouble!
- The Male's Father: I just wanted to know if those were real hooters or not!
- The Male's Mother a: Well of course they're real! You can't buy hooters like that.
- The Male: Okay, if you two continue to embarrass me, we're leaving.
- The Male's Mother a: [dejected] There's just no pleasing you.