Quotes

Monkeybone

[last lines]
Stu Miley: [Buster runs over to Stu, who is near a fountain] Hey buddy! How are ya?
[chuckles]
Stu Miley: How are ya?
[Stu stands up and sees Julie, who is by the fountain]
Julie: [looks into Stu's eyes] Is it you? Is it really you this time?
[they kiss and the camera turns to Herb, who is in the water near the fountain]
Herb: [to the camera] People, for the love of God, take off your clothes. Take *off* your clothes!
[the scenery turns to cartoon, Herb flies away, a number of people remove their clothing and become monkeys]

Doctor: [while in a van chasing Organ Donor Stu] Wait! We're doctors! We don't want to hurt you, we just want some organs!

Stu Miley: The woman I love is living with a horny little monkey that looks like me.
Kitty: What a lucky girl!

Monkeybone: Ladies and Gentlemen, forget about the naked man with the purple face.

Death: [sitting at the controls of a tower monster] I do like to dress up when I come down town. So, how was she?
[meaning Julie]
Stu Miley: [standing on the monster's right hand] She was... she was beautiful. Of course I was decomposing at the time but... at least now she knows how much I love her.
Monkeybone: [looking nervous] Uh, excuse me, Death... I hate to break up this little love test, but my little bladder is about to burst.
[Death pulls a lever, and the hand Monkeybone is on swings over Stu]
Monkeybone: [screams] BUT I'VE *REALLY* GOTTA GO!
[the hand covers Stu, then rises off him revealing Monkeybone has disappeared]
Stu Miley: [feeling his head] Where, where's Monkeybone?
Death: Back in your head where he belongs. I don't wanna hurt your feelings Stu, but on your own you're a tad vinilla, so I didn't want to send you back without him.
Stu Miley: [surprised] You're wha... did you? You're sending my *back*?
Death: [sure] Yes. I'm sending you back.
Stu Miley: Thank you. Death...
Death: I like you. I'll take the South Park guys instead I hear they're dying to meet me.
[chuckles]
Death: Come on Stu. Turn round.
Stu Miley: [turns around] Like this?
Death: Yeah, uh-huh.
[looks up]
Death: Stu, little higher.
[Stu steps higher up the palm, and the other hand comes up behind him]
Death: See ya!
[the finger springs off the the thumb, sending Stu back]

Hypnos: [fustrated] I can't believe it, we give him a body and he sends us dogs? This is so humiliating!
Kitty: [stroking Hypnos] Let's not think about dogs... Let's think about pussycats...

Monkeybone: No I wasn't in a coma! Alright I was in a coma but it wasn't like I was IN A COMA and goofing off, I was thinking up hilarious new bits the whole time!

Stu: So I thought what the hell I'm a big celebrity now, I can get all the chicks I want. Why get married? But on the other hand if you are married, no more stink eye. Plus they can't testify against you.
Herb: Testify about what?

[Stu goes into a phone booth to call the authorities and report the car crash, unaware that a large red pipe loosened by the crash is starting to tilt over towards the booth]
Julie: [sees the pipe start to move] Stu!
[Stu turns around a waves to her, then turns back to the phone as the pipe starts to fall]
Julie: [screams] STU!
[Stu waves at her again, and the pipe falls on the booth, putting Stu in a coma]

Doctor: [racing towards the Ambulance with other doctors carrying the loaner body and Stu's body] Excuse me! That's our corpse. We've been chasing him all over town.
Ambulance Driver: [sitting in the driver seat] Help yourself pal.
Doctor: [pulling the cover off the loaner body] All right smart-ass you prepare to co-operate now?
[Stu sits up, scaring the doctors]

Statue Woman: [as Stu Miley follows her to a crystal globe] There is a live feed tonight.
Stu Miley: Live feed, what is that?
Statue Woman: Just watch!
[Stu prepares to sit next to the Cyclops]
Bug Man: HEY!
[Stu stands up surprised that he nearly sat on the bug man]
Bug Man: Get your fat ass out of my face!

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