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Dennis Rodman in Simon Sez (1999)

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Simon Sez

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  • Ashton: Remove them! It's a bridge, for god's sake; not a petting zoo!
  • Ashton: Now, feel free to jump in if I get any of this wrong, but you haven't got the disc, and you haven't got the girl...
  • [Silence]
  • Ashton: ... Pity. I was so hoping you'd jump in.
  • Ashton: Guess what we're going to blow up first!
  • Simon: Your ego?
  • Ashton: No, but nice try, sailor! The Eiffel Tower!
  • Simon: Why?
  • Ashton: Because it's big and it's beautiful and I'm tired of looking at it!
  • Ashton: Stupid bee! You're just a fly with a stinger on your arse!
  • The Dancer: Job this!
  • Simon: A potato?
  • Nick Miranda: Yeah!
  • Simon: You gagged her with a POTATO?
  • Nick Miranda: I tried grapes but she kept eating them!

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