Dana Delany credited as playing...
Lois Lane
- Lois Lane: How could you have lied to me like that?
- Bruce Wayne: Now I never actually said I wasn't Batman.
- [Lois, kicking herself for asking Superman on a date, talks to herself]
- Lois Lane: I understand, Lois. Really, you do? Yep, you're a complete moron. Why thank you, Superman, I think I'm a total loser, too. Jeez.
- [Lois Lane discovers Bruce Wayne is Batman]
- Lois Lane: So when were you going to tell me? The honeymoon?
- Lois Lane: You want to know what really galls me? Besides the fact that the new man in my life is really two men? It's that I'm sitting on the hottest story of the year - "Batman Unmasked!" - and there's not a blessed thing I can do about it!
- Bruce Wayne: Then you really do love me.
- Lois Lane: [typing at her desk] "... the Senator declined comment." Done.
- [Bruce appears and kisses her cheek]
- Bruce Wayne: And not a moment too soon.
- Lois Lane: Bruce! When did you...?
- Bruce Wayne: About three paragraphs ago. I didn't want to disturb you.
- Lois Lane: Hey, Clark, keep Bruce company for a minute while I see the Chief, okay?
- Clark Kent: Uh, Lois...
- Lois Lane: Shh, don't be intimidated. Regale him with stories of
- [posh voice]
- Lois Lane: the nightlife in Smallville.
- Clark Kent: [answers phone] Hello?
- Lois Lane: Hi, it's me. I just wanted to let you know I'll be in late tomorrow morning. I'm having breakfast with Bruce.
- Clark Kent: Isn't that special.
- Lois Lane: Do I detect a note of disapproval?
- Clark Kent: You were the one who compared him to garbage.
- Lois Lane: Well, I was wrong. He's very thoughtful, romantic, and a lot deeper than the tabloids would have you believe.
- [Clark looks closer at his cape and sees a miniature bat-shaped tracking device planted on it]
- Lois Lane: You'd be surprised.
- Clark Kent: Would I now?
- Bruce Wayne: [to Lois] I still wish you'd change your mind about Gotham.
- Lois Lane: I adore you Bruce, but now there's a lot about you I don't know and I'm not sure I want to know.
- Bruce Wayne: I understand.
- Lois Lane: Take care of yourself.
- [kisses him on the cheek and leaves]