- Mr. Razzenstill: Pardon me, my good woman. I'm here for the saxophone season. Can you tell me if there's any swinging going on here?
- Rudolph, King of Sulvania: I have here a proclamation for my coronation tomorrow. Anyone caught swinging after I'm crowned, will swing from the nearest tree!
- Princess: [singing] Oh me, Oh my, You're always shy each time we're both alone, You're always weak when you should speak, You're tongue just turns to stone, When I expect romantic things to happen...
- Princess: [singing] Dear I have to agree, It's easy to see, You can say it better with a tongue in your shoes...
- Antoinette: Help me get the King back to the palace.
- Rudolph, King of Sulvania: Somebody's going to swing for this!
- Dantsau: I'm shell shocked.
- Mr. Razzenstill: What from? The War?
- Dantsau: No, from eating peanuts in bed.
- Mr. Razzenstill: According to evolution, my great great great grandfather was a monkey.
- Rudolph, King of Sulvania: Cousin, that shouldn't worry you.
- Mr. Razzenstill: No, but I bet it worried our grandmother.