- Lou Mozell: You know, that I actually met a girl by the name of Moo Goo Gai Pan? That was her last name. Her first name was Freida. Freida Moo Goo Gai Pan. She was half-Jewish, half-Chinese. A lot of people called her the Ori-Yenta.
- Maddy Mozell: You always ignore me! ever since i was 7 years old for Halloween and i dressed up as a carrot and you two snuck off without me. I'm just as much a part of this family as either of you... AND I WANNA FIGHT!
- Eve Mozell Marks, Georgia Mozell: FINE!
- Eve Mozell Marks: [Eve has just been informed that her father is missing; to nurse on the phone] Look through the beds of *every, single female patient*!
- Nurse at Mesh Window: [to Lou] I think it's time for you to go to bed.
- Lou Mozell: [begrudgingly] *NOT* with you!