The Brave Little Toaster to the Rescue (1997 Video)
Roger Kabler: Radio
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Blanky : [the appliances have just met Wittgenstein who is sick] He sure needs a blanket to keep him warm.
[Wittgenstein sneezes causing the appliances to be blown back]
Lampy : You should take something for that cold.
Wittgenstein : [groaning] It's more than a cold. It's a... .. a... A virus.
[He sneezes again]
Wittgenstein : and when i get a virus, it spreads everywhere.
Radio : [alarmed] run for the hills!
Wittgenstein : Not to you. It only happens if you're online.
Blanky : Am I online?
Toaster : I don't think so.
Wittgenstein : None of you are sophisticated enough, I mean compatible enough to be plugged into me.
Lampy : Oh really? Well, Mr. Hot Stuff, Mr. Stuff That's Hot, if you're so state of the art, what are you doing down here in cold storage?
Wittgenstein : Nobody wants old Wittgenstein anymore. I'm utterly useless, you see? Outmoded.
Toaster : How long have you been down here?
Wittgenstein : Four trillion, nine hundred ninety-nine billion, four hundred fifty million, eight hundred fifty-two thousand, three hundred twelve nanoseconds. Ever since that awful day when... when... when transistors were invented. I've seen it all.