- Silverstone: My head feels like an elephant sat on it.
- Hawk: Don't worry, it should swell back up to its regular size in no time.
- Riley Grant: What are you doing?
- Kayla West: I'm milking a cow. You wanna try?
- Riley Grant: Reading animal farm was fun. Squeezing that is not.
- J.B. Halliburton: Are you going to tell Kayla that you like her?
- [Jett looks at J.B. with shock]
- J.B. Halliburton: Oh, come on! It's not like everyone doesn't know that you like her!
- Jett Jackson: [opening credits] Silverstone, the ultimate action hero, top agent for a secret organization saving the world one mission at a time... at least that's who I play on TV. In real life, I'm Jett Jackson. Being a TV star is cool, but being a regular kid is even better so I had the show moved back to my hometown, Wilsted, North Carolina. Now, I can hang with my friends which is great. And the best part of all, I get to spend a lot more time with my family. Hey, I'm just trying to live my life as a normal kid, but people still see me as the famous Jett Jackson.
- Elijah Waters: Then you must know how hard it is to talk to someone special about how you feel. You must have someone special...
- Jett Jackson: [shouts] Kayla and I are just friends!
- [calms down]
- Jett Jackson: Sorry.
- Kayla West: Can you imagine caring about someone so much and not letting them know how you feel?
- Jett Jackson: Yeah, imagine that.