- Hal Branston: Wasn't it you who said that true love is all about finding someone you can stand to be around for 10 minutes at a time?
- Lane Leonard: Yeah.
- Hal Branston: You got 10 minutes?
- [Hal and Lane kiss]
- Lane Leonard: Love isn't about fate and magic bracelets and destiny. It's about finding someone you can stand to be around for 10 minutes at a time.
- Hal Branston: You're a real romantic, you know that.
- Roger the Snowplowman: Give me the bird!
- Natalie Brandston: The Wayne!
- Roger the Snowplowman: The bird!
- Natalie Brandston: [shouts, louder] The Wayne!
- Roger the Snowplowman: [also shouts louder] The bird!
- Hal Branston: Come on, Lane! This snow day happened for a reason. It's given me a second chance with Claire.
- Lane Leonard: Hal, what do you think she's gonna do? Hold you to your chest and lick your ear and call you funky?
- Lane Leonard: [knocking on the door] Mr. Zellweger, please!
- Mr. Zellweger: Whats the problem?
- Lane Leonard: Mr. Zellwegar, i tried to stop her i really tried!
- Mr. Zellweger: Stop who from doing what?
- Lane Leonard: "Al Martino bites the big one", that's what she wrote. On the bathroom wall. Some weird girl with a dog collar, and a snake tattoo on her face!
- Mr. Zellweger: WHAT KIND OF SICKO?
- Lane Leonard: Hey, I wonder if in Hawaii instead of snow days they have lava days?
- Hal Branston: Yeah, I heard in Los Angeles they get off on bad hair days.
- Lane Leonard: Bill?
- Bill Korn: Lane! Hey, check it out! French fry log cabin.
- Lane Leonard: [laughing] You're not wasting your day.
- Bill Korn: You know it.
- [after being told that if he eats too much snow, he'll have to go to the bathroom]
- Wayne Alworth: Aw, man! I gotta whizz!
- Hal Branston: Rain, sleet, or... what was the other one Mr. Aberman?
- Mailman Herbert: Everybody makes fun of the mailman...
- Random Claire-Stock Attendee: I love you, Claire; I want to stroke your hair.
- [first lines]
- Hal Branston: This is where it begins. Two atoms of hydrogen bond with a single atom of oxygen to form H20, otherwise known as water. Then, if all goes well, the temperature drops below freezing, the water crystallizes and a pretty brilliant thing happens. lf you ask me, the miracle isn't how each snowflake is perfectly formed. The real winter miracle is what can happen afterwards. lt's called - a ''snow day''
- Hal Branston: Ah, snow day.
- Natalie Brandston: Snow day! Snow day, snow day, snow day. Snow day! Anything can happen, Hal.
- Lane Leonard: You know when you're making a snow angel and - you wanna make it perfect but you can't - because there's always that handprint you make when you climb out? But, with Hal, there's no handprint.
- Principal Ken Weaver: [singing] Oh, there's no snow for you, oh, there's no snow for you... nothing but blue skies for meeeee! Oh, you're going to school, oh, you're going to school!
- Laura Brandston: l know, l'm late again. l'm sorry. Oh, l'm a terrible mother. l admit it. ...
- Randy Brandston: Right again.
- Laura Brandston: But l know that in your hearts, you'll find a way to forgive me.
- Tom Brandston: And you are?
- Melter: Where in the name of the Seven Son are you going?
- Natalie Brandston: To the kitchen. I'm gonna make a grilled cheese sandwich.
- Melter: Tsch, tsch, tsch, tsch. Weren't you going to save the Universe?
- Chad Symmonz: Right here in Syracuse we're gonna be rockin' the old Casbah with, get this - wow - 60 degrees.
- Hal Branston: Her name was Claire Bonner. Was l obsessed? Let's say l know the exact number of times she blinks per minute.
- Natalie Brandston: Dad, is it ever gonna snow?
- Tom Brandston: Oh, I don't know, sweetheart. It's been tough lately. Last year it was El Niño, this year it's...
- Natalie Brandston: El Sucko.
- Hal Branston: Hey guys, l'm going out.
- [exits]
- Natalie Brandston: Good.
- Tom Brandston: Why - good?
- Natalie Brandston: He's been acting all weird lately.
- Tom Brandston: Well, he has a lot on his mind. You know, girls. Pretty much, mostly girls.
- Natalie Brandston: Is that why he's wearing a girl's ankle bracelet?
- Tom Brandston: Could be. Could be. You know boys Hal's age like to experiment. Did you say ankle bracelet?
- Chuck Wheeler: Claire bear. What is going on here? You won't return my calls. You won't talk to me.
- Claire Bonner: l told you I need some time to think.
- Chuck Wheeler: What's there to think about? You're Claire Bonner and l'm *Chuck* Wheeler. We're America's dream team.
- Lane Leonard: Hal, Claire Bonner wouldn't spit on you if your hair was on fire. To people like her, people like you - are invisible.
- Lane Leonard: Hal, you're starting to scare me. lf you wanna go out with someone, why don't you go with Patty Crone? For some reason she thinks you're cute.
- Hal Branston: l can't go out with a leg jiggler.
- Laura Brandston: Briefcase, check. Commuter mug, check. Lucky Troll doll, check. Look out, Asian carbonated beverage market. Here comes trouble.
- Natalie Brandston: The prize, the legendary "Second Snow Day". Think of it, Hal. Two in a row. We've never had two in a row before.