Chris Kattan credited as playing...
- Pritchett: [walking slowly to Sara] You don't... get it... do you? This house is pissed. It has no morals, 'cause it's a fucking *house*!
- Eddie: [to Price, holding up bloody rag] Look at this! Huh? What is this?
- Pritchett: [turns around] That? What just happened to you there... that's nothing. You've just been playing around with a ghost. Wait 'til somebody lets out the Darkness in this place. That's a whole... that's a whole new bunch of crazy shit. That's... you'll hate that shit.
- Pritchett: Price didn't make the list; the house did... 'Cause she's a vengeful, stupid whore!
- Pritchett: Sorry to interrupt. Goddammit, you give me my goddamn check right now! 'Cause I want it! So you give it! Now! I'm serious.
- Pritchett: Jesus, she's dead. She was cute, too. God, I'd love to get laid before I die.
- [looks at Evelyn]
- Pritchett: How you doin' tonight?
- [Evelyn gives him a glare]
- Pritchett: Yeah, I'm all right.
- [continues drinking heavily]
- Sara: I'm about to figure out exactly what or who Melissa was taping.
- Eddie: what, then where will we be?
- Pritchett: Out of Scotch thanks to you, ass!
- Sara: Is this house really haunted?
- Pritchett: [near hysterics] It's uh, well, bleh... hah... yeah, it's pretty scary.
- Eddie: Oh, so then we'll just stay here 'til morning.
- Pritchett: Yeah, I'm sure we'll all be mutilated beyond recognition by then.
- Pritchett: I lied. The house is alive. We're all gonna die.
