Satin Seduction

The word "vintage" or "retro", when used to critique X rated entertainment, usually means that the ladies on view are "all natural", that is, their breasts are real, their pubic regions are covered with resplendent luxurious down, and there might be some flab here or there, just like real women. And this video has got all that in abundance: Taija Rae, Trinity Loren are the kinds of women you might bring home from the local tavern-fleshy & voluptuous. Stacey Donovan & Bunny Bleu have the kind of beach bunny jailbait bodies that men fantasize about. And for those who enjoy a bit of race mixing, Amazon blonde goddess Chanel Price is on hand to demonstrate how she acquired the nickname, "Queen of Spades".

For obvious reasons many a porn feature is built around the gimmick of an aphrodisiac, whether Spanish Fly or some creation. Here we have Tom Byron playing a nerd who is concocting a potion that is both an aphrodisiac and a performance-enhancer, perhaps what Barry Bonds or Sammy Sosa needed back in the day.

Taija Rae wants the formula for her boyfriend Peter North, who has a big race coming up at college and they're abstaining until he wins, with the formula to come in handy. It ends up being used for the rest of the film for its turn-on properties, with busty Trinity Loren a typical (and happy) victim.

There's little here beyond those basics, nothing interesting or diverting and no attempt at characterization. Even the structure is poor, as the relationship of stars Byron and Rae makes no sense and they never come together as would be inevitable in a mainstream rom-com. Title is meaningless and misleading, as seduction is 180 degrees from relying on slipping somebody an aphrodisiac potion.