- Daughter: If Sleeping Beauty was sleeping, why did the Prince kiss her?
- Heather: Maybe he was a date rapist, honey.
- Vince: [Talking to Sno Blo's Band] You must be devastated - to lose your lead singer like that...
- Cindy: Especially after having your manager dump you on the same day, gee, that's tough. But you know what? I happen to be a manager, and I would really love you guys to consider me.
- Sno Blo Band: [Suggestively] I'd consider you.