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Funny Valentines (1999)

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Funny Valentines

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  • Joyce May: Now, I remember something I once read. Of all the treasures in the world, there is nothing more precious than giving someone a piece of your heart.
  • Dearie B.: [to Joyce] Everyone always said you and I were like peanut butter and jelly.
  • Dearie B.: Troy Watts! Bring your narrow a** outta there!
  • Troy Watts: [Comes out chuckling] I ain't nothing to say to you.
  • [Turns to leave]
  • Dearie B.: You get back here, or else I'll come in after you!
  • Troy Watts: What you want, retard?
  • Dearie B.: You hurt me once, but you ain't gonna hurt me again! You stay away from my family!
  • [Moving closer]
  • Dearie B.: You're nothing. You never were nothing, and you're never gonna be nothing, because you're empty in your heart! Now, it took me a long time to figure it out, but I know you tried to ruin my life when I was younger, but my life is BIGGER than YOU!
  • Troy Watts: Don't you be loud-talking me because you too stupid to close your legs!
  • Dearie B.: You were born to a minister. Ain't you figured out nothing yet! YOU'RE the real dummy! Like a dog gnawing on a bone with no teeth! You're godless! You stay AWAY from my family! You stay away from ME.
  • Joyce May: Dearie , you know how you always said you wished we were sisters?
  • Dearie B.: Mmm-hmm.
  • Joyce May: Well, we are.
  • Dearie B.: Uh-huh.
  • Joyce May: No, we are! Blood sisters. I saw the birth certificate.
  • Dearie B.: Oh, Joyce May, I know!
  • Joyce May: How... how do you know?
  • Dearie B.: Because I wished it!
  • Joyce May: Dearie, it's not that simple.
  • Dearie B.: Of course it is. You don't need a piece of paper to tell you what's already in your heart. Even I know that.

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