- Evil Emperor Zurg: If you want something turned evil, turn it evil yourself. That's what Nana Zurg always used to say to me, and she was plenty evil.
- Evil Emperor Zurg: A delightful blend of man and machine... with just a naughty touch of lingonberry! I shall call you... Agent Z!
- Agent Z: That's stupid.
- Evil Emperor Zurg: My mother used to call me that!
- Brain Pod #29: You know, he really, really likes that name.
- Grubs, Self Destruct, Ranger #1, Rhizomian Man, and Cadet Flarn: Yes, he's been saving it for a very evil henchmen.
- Agent Z: Agent Z, love it. Especially the whole "Z" thing.
- Booster: The Space Ranger Manual says "No Ranger is allowed to go on a mission without a partner." I think it's Section B, sub-section Delta.
- Buzz Lightyear: Actually, it's sub-section Gamma.
- XR: He's right, big guy, sub-section Delta's the dress code. Incidentally, why can't we have nose rings?
- Buzz Lightyear: Because nose rings are for punks, little mister!
- Mira Nova: Well if you can go out without a partner, I don't see why XR can't have a nose ring.
- XR: Hey, I'm not the one getting a nose ring, I was just making a statement.
- Booster: Then, who's getting a nose ring?
- [gasp]
- Booster: That's why Buzz wants to ditch us!
- XR: You know, the guy's supposed to be some kind of evil genius, and best he can come up with is a ventriloquist act. What's next, evil juggling?
- Buzz Lightyear: I have a feeling that Zurg is planning his most diabolical scheme yet.
- [cuts to Planet Z and Zurg]
- Evil Emperor Zurg: This is my most diabolical scheme yet!
- [the Evil Emporer Zurg's new mind control ray is a success]
- Evil Emperor Zurg: Another planet and it's mine! I'm not the man who knows the man! I AM the man!
- Brain Pod #29: Uh, about my raise...?
- Evil Emperor Zurg: Please. Once I enslave the universe, I won't need the likes of you. It'll be all Zurg, all the time! 24-7! Zurgie heaven!
- Buzz Lightyear: This diabolical plot can only be the work of the sworn enemy of the Galactic Alliance - Evil Emperor Zurg!
- Warp Darkmatter: What plot? You think Zurg is behind every kitten stuck up a tree!
- Buzz Lightyear: The fiend! Why can't he leave kitty-cats out of his nefarious schemes?
- Warp Darkmatter/Agent Z: [after revealing his identity as Agent Z to Buzz] My name's DARKmatter; who's surprised here?
- Warp Darkmatter: Why didn't you tell me?
- Buzz Lightyear: Sorry, it was strictly need-to-know classified.
- Warp Darkmatter: I'm your partner, I need to know.
- Buzz Lightyear: Now you do.
- Warp Darkmatter: Anything else I should know?
- Buzz Lightyear: No, I'd say you're up to speed.
- Warp Darkmatter: Okay, thank you.
- Warp Darkmatter: All I know is that we've searched half the Zeta quadrant to find the missing LGM's and what do we find? A lot of nothing!
- [a gigantic alien monster rises up from a crater directly behind Warp. He sees Buzz's horrified expression]
- Warp Darkmatter: [thumbing over his shouder] There's something really bad behind me, isn't there?
- Buzz Lightyear: Buzz Lightyear mission log: We've searched this gaseous planetoid from top to bottom with no sign of the missing personnel.
- [car horn honks]
- Buzz Lightyear: Hey!
- Warp Darkmatter: C'mon, buddy, nobody ever reads those reports!
- Buzz Lightyear: Warp, my friend, procedure is what separates us from the wicked forces of chaos.
- Warp Darkmatter: Buzz, if it means less paperwork, I'll take chaos.
- Buzz Lightyear: And Commander Nebula approved a robot ranger? He hates robots.
- LGM's (Little Green Men): Well, he doesn't exactly... know.
- Cmdr. Nebula: He does now!
- LGM's (Little Green Men): [gasp, all together] Oh, hello, Commander!
- Cmdr. Nebula: So, you went ahead and built that "expendable ranger"!
- LGM's (Little Green Men): Um, *Experimental* Ranger.
- Cmdr. Nebula: UNAUTHORIZED RANGER!
- LGM's (Little Green Men): Actually it was authorized... by you... aha... we slipped it in under our vacation request.
- Cmdr. Nebula: Craters. They always get me that way.
- Buzz Lightyear: I must pause for a moment of silence in honor of my ship.
- XR: Oh, please, Buzz! It was just a hunk of metal!
- Mira Nova: OK, and you are...?
- XR: In serious need of some personal space.
- [over an establishing shot of space]
- Title Card: Space... Duh!
- Cmdr. Nebula: [about XR] Sweet mother of Venus, what did you do to him?
- LGM 1: We, uh, fixed him.
- LGM 2: We think.
- Warp Darkmatter: [to the LGM he just saved] Any reason you were looking to shake hands with a beast from 20,000 craters?
- Agent Z: [during the attack on the LGM homeworld] Agent Z to Zurg... They sent Lightyear.
- Evil Emperor Zurg: [on his ship] That's why I sent you.
- Mira Nova: [in the shipping dock] Buzz, I have just one thing to say to you.
- Buzz Lightyear: And what might that be?
- Mira Nova: [ghosts her hand into his head] Goodnight.
- Buzz Lightyear: [very woosey, before passing out] Tangian... brain... squeeze.
- XR: [plugs into the ship after the bounce landing on Planet Z] uh huh... yes... ok. The Alpha 1 is A.O.K. But it asks that we not DO that again!
- Woody: [looking at Buzz's image on the video cover] You don't look so fat when they draw you that way.
- [last lines]
- Buzz Lightyear: [flying off] To infinity...
- Buzz Lightyear, Mira Nova, XR, Booster: AND BEYOND!
- Buzz Lightyear: [arriving at the LGM home-world] At ease, little green citizens. Star Command is on the job.
- LGM's (Little Green Men): Yay!
- Buzz Lightyear: [after escaping the possessed rangers] Good work, people.
- XR: And robot?
- Buzz Lightyear: And robot.
- Mira Nova: [floating above the Uni-Mind holding Buzz] Mm-kay, Buzz, what are we going to actually do?
- Buzz Lightyear: The LGM mind link was activated by a simple touch.
- [Mira moves them closer and he reaches out]
- Buzz Lightyear: Maybe. Just maybe.
- [Buzz's hand touches the Uni-Mind, and a white light glows around it]
- Mira Nova: You're doing it!
- Buzz Lightyear: The power of good is a strong thing, Mira.
- [the white light shrinks and they back away as Buzz is slightly electrocuted]
- Mira Nova: But not strong enough.
- Buzz Lightyear: Blast! Thanks to Zurg, the Uni-Mind is rotten to the core.
- Mira Nova: [gets an idea] Then let's get you to the core.
- [flies closer to the Uni-Mind]
- Buzz Lightyear: You're gonna ghost me?
- [Mira uses her ghosting powers on Buzz and pushes him into the Uni-Mind. Suddenly, she's pushed back by an electric shock]
- Mira Nova: Aah! Buzz!
- [the Uni-Mind suddenly glows white, then turns back into its original orange state. A green ring forms around it, and the ring ignites a powerful shock-wave across Planet Z]
- Buzz Lightyear: [off-screen; echoing] To infinity, AND BEYOND!
- [the wave spreads across the galaxy turning everyone who was affected back to normal, including Star Command]
- Cmdr. Nebula: [smiles] Ah, Lightyear.
- [cut to Zurg's ship]
- Evil Emperor Zurg: No! My plan! MY GALAXY!
- Grubs: Uni-Mind wave impact in three seconds!
- Evil Emperor Zurg: CURSE YOU, BUZZ LIGHTYEAR!
- [the shock-wave hits Zurg's ship]