Feeders

this movie left me with my brain on fire. my nose was melting and my eyes were glazing over. puppets that look worse than puppets i could make while drunk. acting that was more like actors who weren't good at improv, trying to improve. drama that was about as dramatic as watching paint dry. UG

I am not sure how this movie even made it into the legitimate movie rental store I got it from. This is quite possibly brings the standards for amateurs to an all-time low. Grainy picture, acting that would have a middle-school drama teacher in tears, and "special-effects" that could be reproduced on a computer from the 80's. HOWEVER, this was also one of the funniest things I have ever seen, and I would recommend getting it if you get a kick out of terribly done movies.

What do you get when you combine the acting/directing/scriptwriting of John Polonia and John McBride, along with the stunning visual effects of Phillip Ogden?

A steaming fen of cinematic s**t, that both amuses and enriches all movie watching after seeing this movie. I've rented this movie 8 times, and I have had all of my friends watch it, as well as my mother and uncle. It seriously is probably the funniest movie I've ever seen. You can't beat special effects that consist of someone drawing stuff on the film with a crayon...

And to all you guys who watch this movie...I have a few funny things you should watch for. Watch John Polonia's socks throughout the movie, especially during the scenes in which they run through the forrest. Watch closely the scene when John McBride gets out of the car to run into the doctors office. Watch closely the scene when they listen to the radio report in the car. Notice the pictures that John McBride takes at the flood site, and pay attention to what he says and than does in the next scene.

This movie is simply fraught with mistakes and bad effects...Just go rent it, you won't stop laughing.

I heard that this movie, Feeders, was so bad that it had to be seen to be believed. I saw and now I believe. From the early Commodore Amiga computer graphics, to the stupid goofy looking alien creatures, this movie takes the grand prize in the crappy film category. No, I didn't forget about the cheesy acting, nor the fact that the background music blared loudly and drowned out much of the dialog. To sum it up, this movie really sucked.

I got this movie for 3$ on vhs in a Blockbuster while i was visiting my girlfriend in New Orleans. It looked like good cheesy B-grade movie. What I got when i finally watched it was a movie awful beyond words that seems to have been directed by a first grader. Everything about that movie is horrible, the lighting is too bright or dark in every scene, it features some of the ugliest people ever seen in a movie. If i looked anything remotely like John Polonia i'd shoot myself or shave that mustache.

The story is non-existant, the actors are more wooden than a log and those bad alien puppets made out of socks covered in green paint looked more like giant boogers. Well, there is one thing i enjoyed while watching this "movie", most of the time the audio was so bad i couldn't hear the dialogue so i was spared the brain numbing lines the actors were reading on cards. For a short movie (around 80 minutes) it seemed to be going on forever, it's the first movie that has the ability to slow down time.

1/10 It's a movie that proves it's possible to blow and suck at the same time.