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Bartok the Magnificent (1999)

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Bartok the Magnificent

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  • [singing]
  • Bartok: Bartok, the magnificent, the specifically terrifically magnificent! A mammal so inflammable he saved the day, thanks to B-A-R-T-O-K!
  • The Skull: [telling a riddle] No matter how hard you hit me, no matter how much I hurt, I'm always good for a laugh. What am I?
  • Zozi: A funny bone.
  • Piloff: Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!
  • The Skull: [telling a joke] When is a door not a door?
  • Bartok: When it's ajar. Child's play.
  • Bartok: [entering Oble's lair] Hello, good sir!
  • [Oble turns around]
  • Bartok: Yes, very good. Uh, we come bearing gifts, sir.
  • [Oble brandishes his mallet]
  • Bartok: Uh, well, not real gifts, but gifts of warmth and affection...
  • [Oble approaches him]
  • Bartok: ... in exchange for which we'd just love to bring your headdress back to Baba Yaga...
  • Oble: Aaba Raaba? Pee wan foof poo mee nana!
  • Zozi: What did he say?
  • Bartok: I just don't have a clue.
  • Oble: Diction, my dear boy; it can make all the difference in the world. Carry on, Bartok!
  • [Fire surrounds Bartok]
  • Bartok: Okay, hot, hot! Oh, that's hot! It's hot, it's hot!
  • Oble: Manna ooo boorin eeeeear?
  • Bartok: Yeah, you and me both, my friend, I'm sure. We just need to get that crown of yours and we'll be on our way.
  • [Oble starts angrily screaming and chasing after Bartok]
  • [repeated line]
  • Bartok: Oh boy!
  • Bartok: [Bartok has just managed to sky rocket Piloff's boulder using ropes and pulley's. Bartok is lying flat on his back.] Can you free yourself?
  • Piloff: [strains] Nope, still stuck.
  • Bartok: [sardonically] Whoop-de-doo...

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