- Ben: You gotta call the army! The National Guard! They're here!
- Sheriff Smitty: What in the blue blazes? Who,who's here?
- Ben: The aliens!They're landing in the desert!
- Sheriff Smitty: Now you say the martians are landing! Maybe they're after all our green cheese! Well, maybe I oughta call the President himself.
- Ben: Yeah, well go ahead and laugh. But I'm telling the truth. And if you were any kind of Sheriff you'd be out there, looking for evidence, instead of sitting here, eating donuts and getting fat!