Jessica Alba credited as playing...
Max Guevera • X5-452 • X5-453
- Max Guevara: I think I'll call you Alec, as in Smart Alec.
- X5 494/"Alec": I can live with that.
- Max Guevara: Good, cuz my second choice was Dick.
- Logan Cale: You're a thief?
- Max Guevara: Girl's gotta make a living.
- Logan Cale: Thank God.
- Max Guevara: First time I ever heard that one.
- Logan Cale: You have good taste. French, 1920s, attributed to Chitarus.
- Max Guevara: Whoever that is.
- Logan Cale: Oh. So... what, you liked it 'cause it was shiny?
- Max Guevara: No, because it's the Egyptian goddess Bast, the goddess who comprehends all goddesses, eye of Ra, protector, avenger, destroyer, giver of life who lives forever.
- Ben: Nothing went wrong with me! I'm doing what I was made to do, what we were taught to do!
- Max Guevara: Hunt people down to perform amateur dental surgery? I must've missed that class.
- Rafer: [Max is in heat and runs into Rafer] Hey. It's Max, right?
- Max Guevara: [She looks at him dreamily, then realizes what she's doing and freaks out] Normal! I need to take a personal day!
- [She goes into Normal's office and he's ironing his shirt in his tank. Max is mesmorized by him and before she realizes what she's doing she tries to maul him. Original Cindy comes and pries Max off Normal and punches her in the face]
- Max Guevara: Thanks. I needed that.
- Original Cindy: [to Normal] Max needs a day off.
- Normal: Take a week.
- Original Cindy: [as O.C. and Max leave] Damn girl. I didn't think your condition was that bad.
- Normal: Well, well, well... so far, your moron colleagues have come up with the following excuses for why you're strolling in here at the crack of noon - you had a dental emergency, your aunt died... again, and my personal favorite from this idiot - you were detained by the sector police for practicing witchcraft. Now, would you care to further insult my intelligence?
- Max Guevara: I overslept.
- [Original Cindy and Max are playing Scrabble. Max is in heat, and Original Cindy says it's obvious because of the words Max is making in the game]
- Original Cindy: Jus' look at the words!
- Max Guevara: What?
- Original Cindy: Hung?
- Max Guevara: Like a noose around your neck!
- Original Cindy: Prick?
- Max Guevara: Like from a needle! YOU have a dirty mind.
- Original Cindy: Yeah well what about this one? Which I'm not even gonna say cause I kiss my momma with this mouth!
- [while Max is giving Alec a fake lap dance to fit in at a strip club]
- Max Guevara: Can we concentrate on coming up with a plan?
- X5 494/"Alec": I'm thinking.
- Max Guevara: You're talking!
- X5 494/"Alec": I can do both.
- Max Guevara: I doubt that.
- X5 494/"Alec": Well you just lost your tip...
- Original Cindy: He's from Manticore, huh? Say what you want - they sure know how to make 'em pretty.
- Max Guevera/X5-452: Try spending an afternoon with him. He'll drive you crazy with his laughing, and his talking, and his breathing...
- Original Cindy: Sugar, you got issues.
- Jace: Feels like I just woke up from a bad dream.
- Max Guevara: I know. One of the reasons why I don't sleep. Let me know if it's a boy or a girl.
- Jace: Either way, name's gonna be Max.
- Max Guevara: I had to have radical emergency amateur brain surgery to remove a nanochip from my cerebellum before I stroked from a neurochemical overload."
- Logan Cale: In case you haven't caught on by now, this girl's gonna do what she's gonna do no matter what you or anyone else says, so you've got two choices: back off or pitch in.
- Max Guevara: What he said.
- Original Cindy: [There is a rat on the counter and Max yells out] What's wrong?
- Max Guevara: Mickey's cracked out cousin thinks he's settin' up house in our crib.
- Donald Lydecker: It was the best of you that ran away that night.
- Max Guevara: Yeah, well, we wanted to start a rock band.
- Max Guevara: Logan, you've got nothing to be sorry for or ashamed of. It's never been about you not being able to walk. Not for me.
- Logan Cale: Will you look at us!
- Max Guevara: Pathetic.
- Logan Cale: Hopeless.
- Max Guevara: Lucky we hooked up.
- Logan Cale: Happy Anniversary.