Toby the Donkey credited as playing...
Smiley
- Smiley: In his hometown, the girls were so prim they wore turtleneck bathin' suits. They weren't very good lookin', neither. In fact, the town held a beauty contest every year, and nobody ever won it.
- Smiley: Adam did stop to admire her costume, but that didn't take too long, since about all she had on was the radio.
- Smiley: I knew she was wasting her time on him. After all, they were two different types. She liked boys, and he liked girls.
- [first lines]
- Smiley: Man, oh man. What a fiasco this little jaunt has turned out to be. Just imagine, me, Smiley, the most experienced desert donkey alive, and here I am teamed up with a jackass. And in toreador pants, yet. Did you get that bit with the binoculars? Do you want to know what he sees out there? I'll tell you: nothin' but nothin'. Just take a look.
- [chuckles]
- Smiley: Now, now ain't he a livin' doll? I swear, I still don't know how I managed to come up with this character. Several times it got so bad I decided to cut out, and a couple of times I even started. I know every foot of this desert like I know the bottom of my hoof. But each time I get all set to go, then I remember the map. 'Course I knew that hunting buried treasure out here made about as much sense as telling a hair-raising story to a bald-headed man. But still, there was always just a slim chance that map might be the real thing.
- Smiley: I think his mind's beginning to wander, and anything that weak should never be allowed out alone.
- Smiley: We should be out there lookin' for water, but he'd rather lay there in the shade hopin' for rain, or perform an Indian rain dance - layin' down, yet.
- Smiley: I don't know who designed her costume, but whoever it was shoulda been placed in charge o' government spendin'.
- Smiley: Perhaps if he had concentrated on his sign language, he mighta been able to get the message through to her. But he tried to explain by usin' his head, and the only thing that was good for was somethin' to hang his face on.
- Smiley: Adam was the head ballet dance master for a herd of hippopotamuses on tour through Cucamonga. They say he was terrific until the hippos found out he wasn't one o' them.
- Smiley: The natives were serious minded, but Adam was livin' proof they could take a joke. He was the only man on the oasis, but the natives had plenty o' dates.
- Smiley: The native girls thought he had a lot o' crust, but why shouldn't he? After all, he was a big loafer.
- Smiley: He thought hard work might help him build up his appetite. What a laugh. As it was, the only thing he didn't eat for breakfast was dinner and supper.
- Smiley: The natives were more determined than ever to keep Adam from the treasure. But they had little on Adam. In fact, they had little on, period.
- Smiley: A lot of people would've envied the girls. True, their pool was only about six feet in diameter, but don't forget, they had over a thousand square miles o' beach.