- General Knowledge: Without you, the brain is nothing. Without your brain, you are nothing! It took three million years of research and development to make this lean, mean thinkin' machine what it is today. In those years, we had some successes
- [we see a photo of Albert Einstein]
- General Knowledge: and some failures
- [and a picture of Ernest P. Worrell]
- General Knowledge: .
- Buzzy: Now remember, gang. If you get stressed out, just call on your general knowledge, balance your body crew, and get your cranium under command. Use your head, don't lose your head.
- Hypothalamus: I'm only the hypothalamus. I only monitor all the automatic functions of the body. All the things you don't need to worry about. I'm used to being taken for granted. Blink, blink, breathe, breathe, day in, day out. Never a "Thank you," never a "Job well done."
- General Knowledge: Real stress or imagined stress, it doesn't matter beans to your body crew. They can't tell the difference. Only you can.
- General Knowledge: [to the audience] Hey, you goldbricks! This ain't no spectator sport! Where do you think you are, Disney World? Get your strollers in line and hustle!
- General Knowledge: Your job - if you can cut it - will be to run the most sophisticated information system ever devised: the human brain. You! There in the back! Suck in that gut and wipe that smile off your face! The brain is serious business.
- General Knowledge: [to Buzzy] Stinky, you lead foot! If you moved any slower, you'd be going backwards! Putting you in a chicken is cruelty to animals! I'm gonna stick you in a squid, or a lungfish, or a talk show host!
- [last lines]
- Hypothalamus: On behalf of the Cranium Commandos, Metropolitan Life, and the Walt Disney Company, thank you for volunteering for Cranium Command. Please gather your belongings and exit the Command Center through the doors on your left. Madam, you forgot your child. Oh, that's your husband? I'm very sorry.
- Right Ventricle: Listen to us now and believe us later. If we were thirty years older, we'd be attacking you right now!
- Left Ventricle: Ja! If we live that long!
- General Knowledge: Take charge, lunkhead! Be calm, cool, collected, serene, balanced, centered, and relaxed! LIKE ME!