- Tony: [shows a bong] Speaking of that, so do you mind if I party?
- Elizabeth: By all means.
- Tony: All right.
- Janet: Tony.
- Tony: No, no, it's just, you know, just for use of tobacco products only.
- Elizabeth: You don't party with tobacco, you lying little stooge.
- Tony: Doesn't look like I'm going to party at all tonight since mom's here.
- Tony: Dude, I got booted from summer camp because, see, they give us these pain pills if you, like, busted a leg or something. Well, I kept busting my leg to get more pills and stuff. Finally, the camp counselor said you got to go, son. You got a drug problem. So my folds threw me in drug rehab. That's my story. It's the end.
- Janet: Yeah, don't look over here. I boosted a Mercedes when I was 14 years old. Spent the whole summer in juvie hall. Sucked.
- Tony: Dude, if Elizabeth called a taxi, then we should stay right here before it comes so everyone can hitch a ride out of here together, all right.
- Janet: Oh, here's a question. So where did Stevie Nicks trail off after she left us in that room? And how long does it take to call a cab anyway?
- [Tony thinks]
- Janet: It's a rhetorical question, goofball.
- Tony: I don't know what that means.