Tony Shalhoub credited as playing...
Alexander Minion
- Mr. Alexander Minion: What do you think you're doing? You're supposed to be in line with the others.
- Juni Cortez: [mimicking] You're supposed to be in line with the others.
- Mr. Alexander Minion: Stop that.
- Juni Cortez: Stop that!
- Mr. Alexander Minion: Stop that this instance!
- Juni Cortez: Stop that this instance!
- Mr. Alexander Minion: STOP THAT, right now!
- Juni Cortez: Or what?
- Mr. Alexander Minion: Floop, you're spending too much time on this program when you should be more concerned with our grand diabolical plan.
- Fegan Floop: Syndication?
- Mr. Alexander Minion: The army of robot children, sir.
- Mr. Alexander Minion: [after the Cortezes transformed him into an alien; Puts his hand on Lisp's shoulder] They're on their way now, sir.
- Mr. Lisp: [Shocked] Minion? What happened to your head?
- Mr. Alexander Minion: Oh, don't worry. I think it's reversible.