- Gregorio Cortez: [sees Ms. Gradenko's hair; half of it is burned off due to a previous encounter she had with Carmen and Juni] Ms. Gradenko... I think.
- Ms. Gradenko: Oh, it's me all right. I owe my new look to your children.
- Gregorio Cortez: Remind me to raise their allowance.
- Felix Gumm: Your parents are international spies. Good ones, but they've been mostly inactive for the last nine years.
- Carmen Cortez: What are you talking about?
- Felix Gumm: I was assigned to protect your family, but something's gone wrong. I have to take you to the safe house.
- Carmen Cortez: My parents can't be spies! They're not cool enough!
- Carmen Cortez: You skipped a chapter, meathead!
- Juni Cortez: Better stop calling me names!
- Carmen Cortez: Pull up, booger breath!
- Juni Cortez: Stop it, or I'll call you names!
- Carmen Cortez: Go ahead! You've got nothing on me, warthog!
- Juni Cortez: Sure I do... diaper lady.
- Carmen Cortez: Spy work, that's easy. Keeping a family together, that's difficult. And that's the mission worth fighting for.
- Carmen Cortez: Mom, I've been skipping school, going places, taking ferry rides in the city...
- Ingrid Cortez: It's OK. It's OK. I know. We'll talk about it when we get home.
- Carmen Cortez: ...running off to Belize.
- Ingrid Cortez: What? You went where?
- Carmen Cortez: You're right. Let's just talk about this when we get home.
- Ingrid Cortez: No, no, no, no. You can tell me everything now, OK? Is that what you want to be, free from your family? Hey!
- Carmen Cortez: I used to. Not anymore.
- [Carmen and Juni's robot doubles lift off the ground with fire streaming from the bottom of their feet]
- Boy on Playground: ¡Yo quiero los zapatos como esos! (I want shoes like that!)
- Gregorio Cortez: Juni. Juni. Hey. Anybody gives you a hard time in there, remember, you are a Cortez.
- Juni Cortez: What's so special about being a Cortez?
- Gregorio Cortez: Lots of things!
- Juni Cortez: What did you do to him?
- Carmen Cortez: Machete Electroshock Gumballs. It says long lasting. But I don't trust wrappers.
- Ingrid Cortez: Remember when we could sense danger a mile away?
- Gregorio Cortez: Those were the days.
- Ingrid Cortez: Yeah.
- Fegan Floop: [sings] It's a cruel, cruel world, all you little boys and girls / And some mean, nasty people want to have you for their supper!
- Fegan Floop: We have to keep the army from leaving the castle. Our only chance is to get to the control room and hope that their missions have not been programmed.
- Ingrid Cortez: And what if they have?
- Fegan Floop: Then there's no one on Earth who can stop them.
- "Uncle" Felix Gumm: Hey churros! Last time I saw you, you were *this* big
- [motions his hand above Juni's head]
- "Uncle" Felix Gumm: You're shrinking."
- Fegan Floop: But it's not that simple!
- Carmen Cortez: Figure it out. We'll be back for you.
- Juni Cortez: Teach them to be good!
- Mr. Alexander Minion: What do you think you're doing? You're supposed to be in line with the others.
- Juni Cortez: [mimicking] You're supposed to be in line with the others.
- Mr. Alexander Minion: Stop that.
- Juni Cortez: Stop that!
- Mr. Alexander Minion: Stop that this instance!
- Juni Cortez: Stop that this instance!
- Mr. Alexander Minion: STOP THAT, right now!
- Juni Cortez: Or what?
- Mr. Alexander Minion: Floop, you're spending too much time on this program when you should be more concerned with our grand diabolical plan.
- Fegan Floop: Syndication?
- Mr. Alexander Minion: The army of robot children, sir.
- Carmen Cortez: Oh, now you've done it!
- Juni Cortez: I knew this was gonna happen!
- Carmen Cortez: We're gonna crash if you don't do something!
- Carmen Cortez: You did this on purpose, you kamikazee!
- Juni Cortez: But now it's balanced!
- Carmen Cortez: [Carmen holds Juni's Fooglie picture and taunts him] What's this supposed to be? A self-portrait?
- Juni Cortez: [imitating Carmen] What's this supposed to be? A self-portrait?
- Carmen Cortez: [Gregorio takes the picture off Carmen, and Carmen tells on Juni] Mom! He's mimicking me!
- Juni Cortez: [imitating Carmen] Mom! He's mimicking me!
- Carmen Cortez: Com systems check. Can you hear me?
- Juni Cortez: Yeah.
- Carmen Cortez: Let's try that cave over there.
- Mr. Alexander Minion: [after the Cortezes transformed him into an alien; Puts his hand on Lisp's shoulder] They're on their way now, sir.
- Mr. Lisp: [Shocked] Minion? What happened to your head?
- Mr. Alexander Minion: Oh, don't worry. I think it's reversible.