Cop Killers

Read it, read the book. Start from where it says, he plunged his.... A classic movie in every sense of the word. Whats not to like about this flick. Lots of booze, drugs and babes, all in an ice cream truck to boot! My only regret is that I don't own my own copy.

I'd never heard of this film, but happened to be reading "Flesh Gordon" star Jason Williams' memoir (meh) and noticed that he had made this film during the same era. It was actually shot well before "Flesh" got released in 1974, but just as that movie was delayed a long time by budgetary/special effects issues, this one was delayed even longer--several years, even--due to disputes between business partners. When it finally did get a theatrical release, it was minuscule, just a a couple Texas drive-ins or something.

Anyway, among all the mostly boring rural car (or motorcycle) chase movies released to grindhouses and drive-ins in the 1970s, this is above-average, despite being a dirt-cheap production. It's just a pretty tight thriller that commits immediately to being nasty-our longhaired (anti)heroes pick up a load of cocaine dropped by helicopter in the desert, and very soon face a phalanx of police cars. It turns out one of the guys (Williams' character Ray) is a full-on remorseless psycho who has no hesitation in blowing all the lawmen away. This somehow comes as a surprise to his partner/BFF Alex played by Bill Osco, who was a producer on "Flesh" and many other exploitation movies. Nonetheless the duo stick together, determined to reach their designated buyer and collect a big payout.

The problem isn't just that now presumably every law officer within 200 hundred miles is looking for them, necessitating frequent changes of cars. The problem is also that in acquiring those cars, plus committing a few robberies en route, they gain the attention of various unlucky witnesses whom Ray is all too happy to terminate. This doesn't sit well with Alex, particularly once they gain a hostage in the form of Karen (Diane Keller). She is understandably terrified-both she and Alex soon realize that Ray has no intention of letting her live, even if their mission is otherwise accomplished. And they do get pretty damn close to accomplishing that mission, with things really sparking in the last lap when the trio meet up with another threesome: The very droll coke buyer (Michael D. Collins) and his two stoned-AF hippie-chick mammas (Donna Stubbert, Judy Ross).

This seems to have been the sole movie for several performers here-apparently the production recruited from southwestern theater groups on location. Those last three named are very entertaining, though god only knows if they were inspired actors or just "playing themselves" through a thick pot haze. The handsome, all-American-surfer-looking Williams is good playing against type as a vicious bully; Osco and Keller are okay.

Still, a general lack of professional-grade polish to the cast and filmmaking actually works in the movie's favor, lending it a certain effectively sleazy edginess reminiscent of other low-budget wonders like "The Sadist." The grungy backroads atmosphere and fairly tight pacing (though yes we're still talking a circa 1973 sense of editorial pace) punch things across, even if the staging of violence and action sequences is adequate rather than especially vivid or stylish. There's a certain nihilism to it that is compelling-without being pretentious about it, the movie makes no bones about the fact that no one here is likely to make it out alive.

A drug deal goes disastrously wrong for two long hairs when they run into cops at a roadblock. They kill the pigs and go on an orgy of kidnap and killing. Particular highlights include the theft of an ice cream truck complete with its camp, whining driver and a hippy hangout in the desert peopled with stoned hippy chicks and a pretentious hippy drug dealer. This is a film obviously inspired by the likes of 'Easy River' and 'Electra Glide in Blue', but it has a very amateur improvised feel to it, especially the dialogue which is a real hoot of late sixties cliches. The names of the cast and crew are the same which gives it all a 'lets do the movie right here' feeling. Howard Ziehm was one of the producers and Rick Baker did the gory gunshot make up.

This is a movie that simply cannot be rated based on a regular movie scale. This movie gets an 8/10 based on the "bad exploitation scale." If I were rating this as a normal movie, it would probably get a 3 or 4 out of ten. However, it get rated solely based on entertainment, nothing more and nothing less.

That said, I was very entertained by Cop Killers. I found it used at the local record store and it looked like a good exploitation film so I decided to give it a shot. I'm glad I did.

I laughed at the actors the whole way through because there wasn't a single good actor in the entire film. Horrible sound and editing and cutting also make it very unintentionally hilarious. This movie proves that anyone can make a movie. you just have to make it happen yourself.

Check this one out if you're an exploitation fan and you should have fun. Don't expect anything amazing.

"Cop Killers" has what is maybe the worst acting I've seen in a movie, seriously. And I've seen my share of low-budget crap. This one takes the cake. It's so bad that it's good though! The scene with the ice cream man is the best. I was rolling on the floor.

I was impressed with the violence in this film, it's definitely not for the faint hearted. However, it's no "Cannibal Holocaust." It's not disturbing, it's more funny than it is upsetting.

I'd recommend "Cop Killers" to a few guys who wanna see some violence while consuming several cheap beers. Worth every penny.

5 out of 10, kids.