Quotes

Winnie the Pooh and Christmas Too

Winnie the Pooh: [Pooh is pretending to be Santa, talking to his reindeer, which is really Piglet] On Lawn Chair, on Badminton! Up, up, and away!

Winnie the Pooh: [at Tigger's door] Ho, ho - ho?
Tigger: [closing the door] Gasp! Sandy Claus!
[opens the door again, then closes it]
Tigger: Yup!
[chuckles briefly]
Tigger: That's him! Though I always thought he was taller.
Winnie the Pooh: Um, it's awfully cold out here in the cold, if I could come in?
Tigger: [opening the door a third time, then closing it] Why, sure you - HEY, wait a minute! Isn't Sandy Claus suppose to come down the chimaney?
Winnie the Pooh: [looking up to Tigger's roof] Ohhh - ho, ho, ho... bother!

Tigger: [gasps, after discovering the fake Santa] Lookie! That's no Sandy Claus, that's a POOH!
Winnie the Pooh: [as his Santa disguise wears off] Ho ho... oh...

Rabbit: Pooh, which way was the wind *blowing* when you tried to send our letter?
Winnie the Pooh: Why, to the S, towards Santa.
Rabbit: [exasperated] S is for SOUTH! Santa lives at the *North* Pole!

Winnie the Pooh: [after he goes personally to take the letter to Santa but the wind blows it away] Please come back! I'm supposed to take you to Santa!

Tigger: [singing] Ooh, Sandy Claus is coming down my chimney! Sandy Claus is coming down my chimney!

Tigger: You think Sandy Claus would bring me a snow shoe for my tail? I take a size 4 triple-E.
Rabbit: Why on earth would you want that?
Tigger: Allow me to demonstrate.
[jumps into the snow, is buried all the way to his ears]
Rabbit: Oh, I see what you mean.

Tigger: [giving the letter to Pooh to send to Santa] Get that to Sandy hasty-posty.

Rabbit: [he and Tigger see Eeyore stuffed in a suitcase] But Santa was supposed to bring you a new home!
Eeyore: He did. A *mobile* home.

Rabbit: [Pooh's stuck in the window dressed as Santa] Santa Claus? But why isn't he coming down the chim-?
[Pooh slips through the window and knocks him down]

Rabbit: [to Piglet] Well, what're you waiting for? Put down a present for Pooh!
Winnie the Pooh: He can't.
Rabbit: Why not?
Winnie the Pooh: You have the pencil, Rabbit.

Eeyore: [upon Pooh's return from sending the letter to Santa again] Hoo-ray. How wonderful.

Eeyore: [after some snow falls on his umbrella, which happens to be his new "house"] It works. Didn't expect it to, but I'm kinda - glad.

Tigger: [seeing Pooh stuck in his chimney; he gets a broom and holder to catapult Pooh up the chimney] Need a little help, huh? Hey, anything for ole St. Nick!
[backing up in order to pounce on the broom]
Tigger: A - one, a - two, a - FIRE!
[he shoots Pooh up his chimney]
Winnie the Pooh: [soaring through the snowy air] Merry Christmaaaaaaaaaaaas...!
Tigger: [waving as he watches Pooh fly away] Come back any time!

Tigger: [after Pooh delivers his makeshift bouncer, he promptly unwraps it] Oh boy, my super-duper bouncer!
[cut to him outside, taking a gigantic bounce with his bouncer for the first time]
Tigger: Hey, I can bounce in the *snow*! Ho-ho, what a present! Just what I always *wanted*!
[he and his bouncer fall back to earth, with the bouncer breaking on impact and Tigger almost buried in the snow, only his ears showing]
Tigger: Definutely *not* what I always wanted.

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