Sex Files: Creating the Perfect Man

This soft-core porn features a trio of pneumatic students who all attend a genetics class held by Professor Michels (Duggan Hayes) and accidentally produce a sexually insatiable clone of him when tinkering with the cloning program on the prof's computer one night. Directed by a woman (Ellen Evans) this is soft focus stuff that makes weak attempts at comedy while ensuring the display of naked female flesh is never more than sixty seconds away. Any professor would count himself lucky to have just one of the sexy lead trio in his class, let alone three, and to have them all in a genetics class must be a double bonus – especially as none of them exactly impress as being particularly intelligent. These, of course, are the type of students who, in between repeatedly drifting off into tame sexual fantasies, sit around the dining table doing their homework in sexy lingerie. They're all lookers, but the dark-haired girl's breasts are obviously – and off-puttingly – fake. In fact Hayes handles them so tentatively you get the impression he's afraid they're going to pop if he squeezes them too hard. British blonde Zoe Paul is a real cutie though (natural, too), and comes across as quite likable.

Despite all the flesh on show, it's pretty dull stuff after the first ten minutes, and Duggan Hayes is about ten years too old for his part. No way in the world would three hot chicks be lusting over a middle-aged professor with bags under his eyes and little hair on top. If you're looking for a bit of hot and lusty fireworks give this one a miss.