- Spanky: Say, Alfalfa, quit worryin' about Darla. We'll have a better time without her.
- Alfalfa: I'm not worried, I'm *mad.*
- Spanky: Maybe she won't come to the picnic.
- Porky: Maybe.
- Alfalfa: That's just why I'm mad. Every time I wanna take her out, she's always gotta stay home and take care of the baby. It's enough to ruin a man's appetite.
- Porky: Yeah.
- Alfalfa: [he sees Darla on the lake, riding in a motorboat with Waldo] After all I've done for her, she let me down for a man with a yacht. A speed man. Ohhhhh.
- Spanky: Don't let it get ya, pal. You'll win her back.
- Alfalfa: [on the verge of tears] Do ya think so?
- Spanky: Sure, it's a cinch.
- Alfalfa: How?
- Spanky: I tell ya. You give that guy some, uh, com-, com-, competition.
- Alfalfa: [suddenly incensed] Why, I wouldn't give that guy anything!
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