- Tyler Trout: You know what's good about that suppository? When she farts, it's gonna smell like southern fried chicken. You hold that in your heart.
- Tyler Trout: Would you like to snap one of 'em's neck? I got a lot out in the back, and the minute they die, you can smell the rabies leave their body. It's spectacular.
- Tyler Trout: Take the chicken wing, it's soft, and use it as a suppository. Leave it in for 10 minutes, it'll take you out of your misery.
- Floyd Fryed: You just tell that plane, we don't want you goin' nowhere, especially to Brazil.
- Tyler Trout: Well there's a lot of monkeys down there, you know what you can do with them?
- Floyd Fryed: Yeah, but...
- Tyler Trout: Think about it!
- Floyd Fryed: [chuckling] Hey, you wanna take me with you? We'll both go to Brazil. Play with the monkeys.
- Tyler Trout: Play with monkeys. Put bananas in hidden places.
- Tyler Trout: You know those city folk, they just don't know how.
- Floyd Fryed: How to what?
- Tyler Trout: Everything.