- Richard Jeni: I like watching happy things, like, The National Geographic show. A great show with a wonderful theme song...
- [sings the National Geographic fanfare]
- Richard Jeni: You hear that, you'll remember it for the rest of your life.
- [Crowd starts laughing]
- Richard Jeni: Don't laugh. You already know it. You're all screwed. Check it out. One, two, three.
- [Aims the mic into the crown, who willfully sings the fanfare as well]