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Richard Briers, Susan Hampshire, and Alastair Mackenzie in Monarch of the Glen (2000)

Quotes

Monarch of the Glen

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  • Donald Ulyses MacDonald: [referring to Molly's 60th birthday party] I will help in any capacity. Perhaps I could help with the car parking?
  • Paul Bowman-MacDonald: Great idea, Uncle! And we can put King Herod in charge of the creche!
  • Ewan Brodie: Check that bread out, Paul, local supplier wants to start again.
  • Paul Bowman-MacDonald: [Paul attempts to cut the burnt, hard, black bread] We used to drive tanks made out of this!
  • Ewan Brodie: Makes sense to buy from a local!
  • [Paul chucks the bread in the bin]
  • PC Callum McIntyre: December 23rd of that year, exceeding speed limit at 82 miles per hour in Park Lane, London.
  • Donald Ulyses MacDonald: One should not be late for luncheon at the palace!
  • PC Callum McIntyre: The following day, Christmas Eve, ignoring police traffic signs relating to a one-way street.
  • Donald Ulyses MacDonald: I was only going one way dammit!
  • PC Callum McIntyre: Which brings us onto 1981. January 1st, Prince's Street, Edinburgh. Driving in excess of the legal speed limit whilst playing the bagpipes!
  • Donald Ulyses MacDonald: It was Hogmanay!
  • Lexie MacDonald: Amanda. You're here early.
  • Amanda MacLeish: Actually I never left.
  • Lexie MacDonald: Shouldn't you be away executing somebody?
  • Amanda MacLeish: I'll go polish my axe!
  • Paul Bowman: Never had you down as a team player, Isobel.
  • Isobel Anderson: I could be, with the right person.
  • [Paul passes Isobel a flask, their fingers touch]
  • Paul Bowman: And who might that be?
  • Isobel Anderson: I once thought you and I, maybe. Bit late for that now, I suppose.
  • [Lucy walks in and interrupts them]
  • Donald Ulyses MacDonald: I do have a way with the ladies, Lexie! It's my burden!
  • Molly MacDonald: Listen, mush! I can boogie with the best, dance 'til dawn and drink 'til doomsday! So don't give me this old routine! Or I shall give you an injury from which you may never recover!
  • Lady Dorothy Trumpington-Bonnet: Didn't you know? Amanda is married to a businessman twice her age who spends most of his time in the South of France.
  • Amanda MacLeish: Do you have a problem with me being here?
  • Lexie MacDonald: No.
  • Amanda MacLeish: Good.
  • Lexie MacDonald: But I think your husband might.
  • Amanda MacLeish: You want a homely little life with a homely little wife... you don't want me at all, you want someone like... Lexie.
  • Isobel Anderson: I'm more of a Highlander than you'll ever be, Mr. Bowman.
  • Isobel Anderson: You don't know what it is to let your hair down, do you?
  • Paul Bowman: Don't I?
  • Isobel Anderson: Well, when was the last time you went for something you really wanted and not something you had to?
  • [Paul kisses Isobel]
  • Paul Bowman: I'd better go...
  • Paul Bowman: You gave Donald the questions? Why?
  • Lucy Ford: Because I didn't want you to be laird. I thought that if you weren't, we'd have a chance... er, it's complicated.
  • Paul Bowman: Not for me, it wasn't. You knew what this meant to me, Lucy.
  • Lucy Ford: I did it because I love you, and I wanted us to be together. And I knew that if you loved me, I could tell you and you'd forgive me.
  • Paul Bowman: I'm not sure I can forgive you.
  • Lucy Ford: 'Cos you don't love me, do you?
  • Paul Bowman: Lucy, I wanted to. It's just...
  • Lucy Ford: It's just Isobel, isn't it? It's always been Isobel.
  • Paul Bowman: I'm really sorry.
  • Lucy Ford: So am I. So, that's us quits then.
  • Paul Bowman-MacDonald: [Paul sees Isobel running past the marquee] She told me she was busy!
  • Chester Grant: She is busy. Playing you like a big old fish. In a kilt! Take it from me, son, that girl's not good for you.
  • Paul Bowman-MacDonald: You know how it is, Chester. If a thing's worth having, it's worth chasing.
  • [Paul sets off to run after Isobel]
  • Donald Ulyses MacDonald: I'm being held against my will! It's the front of my human rights!
  • Paul Bowman-MacDonald: I think you'll find you sacrificed those when you got in the Guinness World Book of Records for the most driving offences ever!
  • Paul Bowman: What if you weren't married to Archie?

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