A free-form account of the life of Bill Wyman, adapted from his computerised diaries, and apparently dedicated to all diary writers. Thank you! From the moment he apparently swallowed a lightbulb as a child it seems Wyman was destined for an unusual life, and an obsession with computers. The swallowing episode initially leads to his doctor (Stanley Unwin) stuffing his mouth with more cotton wool than Marlon Brando. Director Robert Dornhelm's 1983 feature film sees the deprived child Wyman scampering around on a slag heap and getting an earful from his teacher (Unwin). As an adult we see Bill (or 'Beel') Wyman (or 'Wymould') twiddling about on his Apple computer (and becoming a complete computer addict once he, as it were, took a bite, according to his complaining, card reading Swedish wife Astrid), looking at the stars with Patrick Moore, fishing in his moat at Gedding manor, trying to cope with Richard O'Brien (who wrote the additional dialogue), and reminiscing about his experiences with the Rolling Stones (whilst going through a car wash), before ending in a Western fantasy where he finally vanquishes James Coburn. Featuring in-jokes, fantasy scenes, animation (by Gerald Scarfe), documentary footage, and scenes which seem like they might have been improvised, this is a humour saturated distillation of memories, ideas, symbols, thoughts, emotions, fantasies etc. Into images and sounds. And he walks into the sunset with Astrid and a pram with a lovely little...