Quotes

The Secret of Monkey Island

Otis the Prisoner: Oh, come on. Don't be bitter. I'm here to help. Not just for the money.
Guybrush Threepwood: Money?
Carla the Swordmaster: Yeah, we are getting paid for this, right?
Guybrush Threepwood: How appropriate. You fight like a cow.
Carla the Swordmaster: You never did know when to use that one.

Stan: I've changed my mind. I can't give her up. You can have your money back. How could I sell something so dear?
[a large part of the ship breaks and falls into the water]
Stan: Then again, a deal's a deal, right? Right. Catch ya later. Good luck. Enjoy. I'm outta here.

Bob the Ghost Pirate: Captain LeChuck... sir... I...
LeChuck: Ah... There's nothin' like the hot winds of hell blowin' in your face.
Bob the Ghost Pirate: No sir... Nothing like it... Ah... Sir... I...
LeChuck: It's days like this that make ye glad to be dead.
Bob the Ghost Pirate: Oh, yes sir... glad to be dead...
LeChuck: Ye are glad to be dead, RIGHT?
Bob the Ghost Pirate: Oh yes sir. I feel so lucky that you happened to capture my ship, then murder me and everyone on board... yes sir... lucky.
LeChuck: Glad to hear it.

Cannibals: Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see us?

Guybrush Threepwood: [one of three possible last lines] Well, if there's one thing I've learned, it's this: never pay more than 20 dollars for a computer game.
Elaine Marley: What's that?
Guybrush Threepwood: Never mind. I don't know why I said that.

Guybrush Threepwood: Hi, my name's Guybrush Threepwood and I want to be a pirate!

Guybrush Threepwood: Can you tell me the story about this LeChuck guy?
Pirate: LeChuck? He's the guy that went to the Governor's for dinner and never wanted to leave. He fell for her in a big way, but she told him to drop dead. So he did. Then things really got ugly.

LeChuck: [as Fester Shinetop] So long, Mr. Spicecake, or Droopface, or whatever your name is!

Mancomb Seepgood: HA! Guybrush Threepwood! That's the stupidest name I've ever heard!
Guybrush Threepwood: Hey! What's your name then?
Mancomb Seepgood: Mancomb Seepgood.

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